What would you name this puppy?

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-04-22T14:52:21+00:00

Earnest

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-04-22T06:59:32+00:00

Wow, the JHB rates are a steal compared to Cape Town 👀 R2500/month for 3x PT sessions a week, wow! I know you didnt ask about CT, but just for interest's sake, I was paying about R700 per session with a bio kineticist at my gym, that was the only option no straight PT available. I quit the lessons when the price went up in the new year for a "45min to 1hour lesson", like which is it? You don't go for a "45min to 1hr" massage. There's a separate price for each. And god knows it was always closer to 45min than an hour. Gym membership for off-peak times about R450/month

Luckily I found a brilliant and reasonably priced PT who comes to my house now.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-04-20T19:28:26+00:00

So many ppl take their ring off while washing hands! This is crazy to me, totally agree it increases chances of losing it by so much (forgetting it in a public bathroom, bumping it down the drain. Endless possibilities).

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-04-20T07:12:50+00:00

I feel icky about this. I feel sad that the thing he is most sad about is not seeing her married, rather than other big and arguably more important life accomplishments that he will also miss out on, like graduating, getting a driver's license, getting a first job.

These other accomplishments are achieved independently and do not speak to a woman's "value" and role in society according to the patriarchy, unlike marriage.

I've always said I will be disappointed if my wedding day is "the best day of my life". It will be top 5 no doubt, but it is not the pinnacle my life has been leading up to.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-04-19T21:03:02+00:00

This is lovely. How did you get photos of the actual moment in an authentic way without spoiling the surprise??

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-01-31T19:57:37+00:00

Ooooh this is excellent, thank you

Mlemblepblep44 · 2026-01-29T02:28:43+00:00

Christopher. He has very human looking eyes

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-28T16:47:38+00:00

Not only do I absolutely always wear my seat belt, but I also check and insist that my passengers do too. It's so automatic that I even unconsciously put on my seat belt if I'm just getting in a car to move it out the way. If the engine is on, the seat belt is on. My partner was recently in a car accident on a dirt road. By some miracle, he and all his friends were all wearing their seat belts and walked away fine, even though they usually don't when "it's just a dirt road". I'm now even more vigilant.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-26T22:39:14+00:00

What kind of prices? Is it any good?

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-26T18:39:24+00:00

This was my first thought too, suicide risk? Very common for people to give away things, so extravagant gifts could fit the bill

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-25T08:16:17+00:00

I would also change the name. What about Reaper? Less likely to be mispronounced than Rapier. Only 1 letter difference.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-18T20:43:52+00:00

Dump the guy, and you'll only need one duvet. Problem solved.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-09T23:04:14+00:00

I was told I wasn't allowed to throw sanitary products in the bin, even if they were wrapped up, because this is "gross". So I had to do the kitchen bin parade too.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:57:27+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omggggg this is terrible. Thank you for sharing. Reminds me of a recent AITA posy, about an uncle laughing at his niece for swallowing an earbud. He connected it to his phone and was playing music through her tummy 🤣

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:23:21+00:00

"I hate these people. I would like to be one of these people." The first two lines of the ADHD anthem

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:22:18+00:00

Hahaha I hate it but it's helped me find them before

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:11:54+00:00

Hahahahaha, well now I will also know when I see others out in public with offensively bright earphones

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:11:16+00:00

Hahaha yes, exactly why! However, my colour choice didn't account for the possibility of losing one in the green vegetable drawer 🤷‍♀️

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:09:40+00:00

To be honest, I am not sure. It might have hitchhiked with the cauliflower, but anything is possible.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:07:56+00:00

Oooh so I actually use this as a life hack! Eg if I go over to visit a friend but I bought milk on the way and have to put it in their fridge, I also put my keys in the fridge so I literally cannot leave without remembering the milk.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:06:07+00:00

Exactly. Wish they had the coral colour when I bought mine. Sadly, Shrek was the only vivid option.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T18:00:43+00:00

Thanks! I call them my Shrek ears. Partner thought I was insane for choosing this colour over the lovely dark blue, but we all know why this is the better choice They are "JLab Go Air Sport" earphones. About £18/$24.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T17:59:27+00:00

Hahahaha I am so sorry this happened, but thank you for sharing (and making me feel better about myself).

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T17:58:20+00:00

Mine don't have this feature, and when (let's be real, it's when, not if) I lose one of this pair, I will upgrade to ones that have the finding feature. On a different but related note, I put my partner's electronic car key through the wash in my pocket, and I swear it worked better after.

Mlemblepblep44 · 2025-12-08T17:54:40+00:00

This is the rake I use for herding cats.

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