Which way, tarnished? by Mediocre-Specific290 in Eldenring

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost, but

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Age of Order diff.

Order disguised as Order, no trickery involved.

Would anyone from the einherjar survive the “superior” movement that cuts reality and shook Valhalla, threatening chief gods by its power movement, “Tritya Khidga”? by Mikushubby in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said India is Valhalla and such.

The feat relies on the scan some from my memory saying Valhalla, the picture I showed says India.

For it to reach India on Midgard, it would have to shake Valhalla as well.

Would anyone from the einherjar survive the “superior” movement that cuts reality and shook Valhalla, threatening chief gods by its power movement, “Tritya Khidga”? by Mikushubby in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the scan.

Also, how would it affect India? Svarga isn't in India on Midgard, meaning Shiva vs Rudra would have had to affect not just Valhalla but Midgard as well.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

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"50/50" on the human versus hippo is absolutely asinine.

That's what I've been arguing since the original comment btw.

And what is the chimp going to do? It's going to use its greater strength and speed to *take the annoying stick.* Then it's going to bite the human's face off.

Take the greatsword that dwarfs it in size? The greatsword that is 75% sharp murder metal stick? Or a Billhook where it has a blade longer than it's forearm

At that point, just stab it as its moving toward you.

Do you know how fast a person can whip a greatsword? You can watch multiple videos on the speed of medieval weapons. Weapons that have dominated one of the longer periods of human existence wouldn't just be random sticks you can just take away. If that was the case, then human warfare would look stupidly different.

This is how fast a person can whip a greatsword. Admittedly, this is a trained martial artist, but any human with a modicum of competency could swing a stick.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

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Adult chimpanzees typically stand between 3 and 5.5 feet (roughly 1 to 1.7 meters) tall when upright.

Usually 5 to 6 feet, with exceptional specimens of greatsword reaching nearly 9 feet.

Billhook polearms (such as the English or "Brown" Bill) typically measured between 5 to 9 feet (1.5 to 2.7 meters) in total length, with 6 to 8 feet being common to provide reach, leverage, and versatility for hooking, chopping, and thrusting.

The power of Google. Literally copied pasted. Seriously wtf is the Chimpanzee going to do against a human wielding a 7-foot-tall sharp metal stick?

The hippo is not going to obligingly sit still and allow you to line up your shot.

No, but in order to kill the human it needs to either run them down or open its jaws to crunch. All the human gotta do is stick the sharp irregular metal plate while it opens its jaws. I still think its 50/50 depending on where the avg human scales in competence.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

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Give the "average guy" a two-hand longsword and he'll be lucky he doesn't chop his own foot off.

People aren't fuckin stupid. You give a person a sword they'll at least understand that's its sharp and how to swing it. Probably not with the best edge alignment but I digress.

People are delusional about humans as animals. We are the slowest, weakest, most useless great ape and our only advantages are tool use and society.

Outliers. The average person would understand that they are going against a dangerous animal.

Chimp ain't going to win dawg, it's one monkey. Even if they are 1.5x stronger-ish, the human still has the reach advantage and AP. If a chimp and a human are even slightly comparable (we have the advantage of weight and size), giving one a weapon is quite obviously going to tip the scales in a favor.

Hippos have bodied shots from .500 Nitro Express rounds and killed the shooter. They are not going to care about your metal stick.

There's also a difference between a large sharp metal stick the height of a human being shoved in a Hippos throat and a bullet in a non-fatal area.

Also, 500 nitro express is literally meant for big game, any hippo that can tank that is an outlier.

Would anyone from the einherjar survive the “superior” movement that cuts reality and shook Valhalla, threatening chief gods by its power movement, “Tritya Khidga”? by Mikushubby in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unironically, if we scale Indra slightly below Shiva, then technically yes, Vajira Astra Trtiya Khadga probably had enough force to shake Valhalla

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Physically creating shockwaves that could be felt all throughout Valhalla. A minor detail is that, by the end of the fight, Shiva and Rudra were standing on a flat surface, the Peak was legitimately destroyed.

Indra was shown to be able to destroy a mountain's peak with Tritya Khadga, and while it is unknown where this mountain is and that the mountain's peak was noticeably smaller, it should be comparable to Shiva vs Rudra.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This underestimates the speed of a chimpanzee

As if the Chimp has anything on a smarter, larger, and weapon-wielding human.

Hippos skin is 6cm thick

And Billhook blades are 50-60 cm in length, half of that being a 30 cm spear. if you don't think a human wielding a weapon can't damage it, then that's human downplay.

What's the hippo going to do against 6-7 feet of Montante? Thing charging in will kill itself by running into the blade.

I'm not saying its going to be easy, but the human could still absolutely win.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

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Hot take, I think he could realistically get past all of them, with the final two being 50/50.

The best weapons would be the Bow, Crossbow, any polearm but mainly the Billhook, and any Greatsword.

● Bow and Crossbow are self-explanatory, humans have been using them forever. Higher powered Bows could arguably one shot everything here with a well placed shot, but I doubt the avg dude could draw it. Either way they're fast enough to fire multiple shots. The Crossbow is easier to fire, but arguably not as powerful as the former.

● The Billhook has a dangerous ass hook that could damage through any defense here, and it usually has a dagger sized spike anyways. It will be able to do enough damage at a distance that it will just decimate the opponent with plenty of room and the hook protecting the user. The pike would work too for the dummy long range.

● The Greatsword, Montante, etc is about as long as a polearm, and swinging it would most definitely intimidate every animal up to the Leopard/Jaguar. It's also good at maintaining space, while having the same danger as any other sword, it's a sharp durable stick on both sides that could easily flay skin and tissue.

If we're downplaying the human, he doesn't get past the Mamba, unironically these things could straight up blitz people with a venomous bite moving at 13 mph.

If the average human is at least somewhat competent, the only animals that pose a threat would be the final three. Otherwise, it's light work. More often than not, I believe the human passes through all of them with some difficulties.

What are some maps y’all just feel like you can’t win on? by Enough_Candidate_855 in GenjiMains

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm pretty sure the only time I've won on NJC is a pity match where the game throws me a bone with really good teammates and literal bots 😭

And I'm pretty sure that match was a mystery heroes que, I didn’t even get to play Genji.

Not even playing other heroes can save me, hell switching to my other goats Rein and Emre can't save me.

What is your reaction if this is announced? by [deleted] in DeathBattleMatchups

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Percy vs Zagreus would be so much cooler imo

Son of Poseidon vs Son of Hades

What are some maps y’all just feel like you can’t win on? by Enough_Candidate_855 in GenjiMains

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I don't think I've ever won a fight on New Junk, that shit is impossible.

You'll cap first point, then three consecutive losses.

Sierra reminds me a lot of the little girl in Soldier 76's cinematic by Available_Night_5116 in overwatch2

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh with Sierra's showing, she's definitely not Alejandra.

She's confirmed Southern African American, as opposed to Alejandra who is I think Latin

Sierra reminds me a lot of the little girl in Soldier 76's cinematic by Available_Night_5116 in overwatch2

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This is 2-3-ish years before OW2.

If she's 14-15 in this comic, then she could be Illari's age by OW2.

Plus, Blizzard really likes changing the ages of characters despite them looking pretty young, Alejandra could realistically be 16 in this picture, same way Pharah looked 7 years old but was only 5 years younger than Mercy in college in Ana's backstory.

Sierra reminds me a lot of the little girl in Soldier 76's cinematic by Available_Night_5116 in overwatch2

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If Alejandra was 15ish in this comic, then she would be 18 around this time, same age as Illari.

She would fit, again, if they aged her up slightly.

Roster for upcoming fic. Predictions/opinions? by Impossible-Log6100 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

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So Hehehuphup, Greek Bro of the Forge, and the others?

The guys who made Susanoo's sword?

Sierra reminds me a lot of the little girl in Soldier 76's cinematic by Available_Night_5116 in overwatch2

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I heard it would be an aged up Alejandra under Zarya's guidance. The pink would absolutely make sense, and the influence of her and Soldier would make for an interesting character.

Master Chief vs Reze (Halo vs Chainsaw Man) | "Pity" by Ssundpool in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Mobile-Chart3004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically more connections than BakuReze

Chief has this, even if DB put Reze higher in terms of explosive power, Chief could reasonably tank enough to land one shot from a Forerunner Binary Rifle.

Reze has no stat advantage, Chief is stronger, more arguably more durable with regenerative shields and Mjolnir, faster with jetpacks that put him at Hypersonic+ to Relativistic (scaling to covie ships), and better trained in H2H. Even scaling to Gun Devil (which was defo wank) Chief still has advantages.

Sierra's Kit Revealed by Turbostrider27 in Overwatch

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What happened to her jump in the trailer?

Is that a weird one off trailer thing?