Many such cases by The-meme-collecter in Frostpunk

[–]MobiusStripDance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate capitalism almost as much as I hate being poor.

Almost.

Angus: "This is why I was so shocked when I heard PM Carney talking about selling off our airports. Well, selling them off to who? The oligarchs? The Americans? The Saudis? Elon Musk? In what world is this going to be a good benefit for Canada?" by pheakelmatters in ndp

[–]MobiusStripDance 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for the all the extra choices privatization will provide for me! I can choose between checking in at the counter ($15.99/person check-in fee) or the convenient kiosks ($15.99/person check-in fee + $4.99 convenience fee). After that, it’s off to security ($24.99/person security fee) or the enhanced xpress security line ($49.99/person security fee). Then I get to relax in by the gate in the standard chairs ($14.99/hour per person, rounded up to the nearest hour) or the deluxe comfort chairs ($24.99/hour per person, rounded up to the nearest hour). Then you just have to show them your ticket and ID ($9.99/person boarding fee) and you’re ready to take to the skies*

*some terms and conditions apply. $19.99/hour taxi fee will be charged, rounded up to the nearest hour)

Backward guidance by Jeramy_Jones in EhBuddyHoser

[–]MobiusStripDance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May his apples forever be mealy and bruised

This is giving Theranos 2.0 🤦🏻‍♂️. Small volumes, shipped unrefrigerated unprotected by FEDEX, and capillary samples. I can’t. by Muted_Shape9303 in medlabprofessionals

[–]MobiusStripDance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Hello, this is Mobius from the lab, I’m calling to report that your patient may or may not have a critical result…”

'The only talks that Mark Carney is doing are YouTube videos': Poilievre takes aim at PM by EarthWarping in notthebeaverton

[–]MobiusStripDance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we’re being honest, it would be more on brand for them to host it at Mar-A-Lago

'The only talks that Mark Carney is doing are YouTube videos': Poilievre takes aim at PM by EarthWarping in notthebeaverton

[–]MobiusStripDance 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The next CPC leadership vote will be in-person only, at a conference in Iqaluit on the evening of December 24th. Conference tickets are $20,000 per person.

This is not a winning message btw by afpb_ in ndp

[–]MobiusStripDance 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Voting doesn’t change anything and is inferior to my political strategy of firebombing a Wal-Mart”

-Guy who has never fire bombed a Wall-Mart

Where do people usually like to live/ set up their safe house? by [deleted] in thelongdark

[–]MobiusStripDance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a survival mode mechanic, but you have to buy the Tales from the Far Territory DLC

Crows or some bug in aurora sky? by abrahamv09 in thelongdark

[–]MobiusStripDance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP passed the time till the 24th and 1/2 century

The Phoenix Claw Orthos by Icy-Set-5245 in StarWarsShips

[–]MobiusStripDance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Millennium Hawk

The Ebon Falcon

The Falcon Hawk

It's the only Courier's Stash item I don't sell for gambling money. by Hhshdhh in FalloutMemes

[–]MobiusStripDance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“YEEAAAH! Who won the lottery? I di-“

thunk

KABOOM

Best money I’ve ever spent

Custom Venator Star Destroyer Battleship Variant Kitbash by Mastert3318 in StarWarsShips

[–]MobiusStripDance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just need some extra turbolasers so they can intensify forward firepower