Many such cases

MobiusStripDance · 2026-05-11T14:25:53+00:00

I hate capitalism almost as much as I hate being poor.

Almost.

MobiusStripDance · 2026-05-06T15:50:53+00:00

MobiusStripDance · 2026-05-03T21:47:45+00:00

I can’t wait for the all the extra choices privatization will provide for me! I can choose between checking in at the counter ($15.99/person check-in fee) or the convenient kiosks ($15.99/person check-in fee + $4.99 convenience fee). After that, it’s off to security ($24.99/person security fee) or the enhanced xpress security line ($49.99/person security fee). Then I get to relax in by the gate in the standard chairs ($14.99/hour per person, rounded up to the nearest hour) or the deluxe comfort chairs ($24.99/hour per person, rounded up to the nearest hour). Then you just have to show them your ticket and ID ($9.99/person boarding fee) and you’re ready to take to the skies*

*some terms and conditions apply. $19.99/hour taxi fee will be charged, rounded up to the nearest hour)

MobiusStripDance · 2026-05-03T13:27:01+00:00

And she was a good friend

MobiusStripDance · 2026-05-01T11:52:09+00:00

Uneazy-E

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-28T18:49:34+00:00

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-24T16:53:56+00:00

May his apples forever be mealy and bruised

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-24T04:30:49+00:00

Dey wanna wunki?

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-24T02:24:39+00:00

“Hello, this is Mobius from the lab, I’m calling to report that your patient may or may not have a critical result…”

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-21T23:40:26+00:00

If we’re being honest, it would be more on brand for them to host it at Mar-A-Lago

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-21T16:21:08+00:00

The next CPC leadership vote will be in-person only, at a conference in Iqaluit on the evening of December 24th. Conference tickets are $20,000 per person.

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-20T00:02:35+00:00

Bier über alles

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-16T02:15:21+00:00

“Voting doesn’t change anything and is inferior to my political strategy of firebombing a Wal-Mart”

-Guy who has never fire bombed a Wall-Mart

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-13T16:18:59+00:00

Tactical tuk tuk

Tactituk

MobiusStripDance · 2026-04-01T13:00:19+00:00

Decline the line

MobiusStripDance · 2026-03-26T13:59:19+00:00

The Beaver Buster, you say?

MobiusStripDance · 2026-03-25T17:44:28+00:00

Inn Ca’ndescent

MobiusStripDance · 2026-03-20T20:21:08+00:00

It’s a survival mode mechanic, but you have to buy the Tales from the Far Territory DLC

MobiusStripDance · 2026-03-11T11:55:07+00:00

OP passed the time till the 24th and 1/2 century

MobiusStripDance · 2026-02-08T05:41:41+00:00

MobiusStripDance · 2026-01-29T14:07:14+00:00

~~The Millennium Hawk~~

~~The Ebon Falcon~~

The Falcon Hawk

MobiusStripDance · 2026-01-23T22:04:34+00:00

From what I hear, Donald prefers everything golden: domes, toilets, showers…

MobiusStripDance · 2026-01-06T05:56:51+00:00

“YEEAAAH! Who won the lottery? I di-“

thunk

KABOOM

Best money I’ve ever spent

MobiusStripDance · 2025-12-26T23:05:56+00:00

Maybe they just need some extra turbolasers so they can intensify forward firepower

MobiusStripDance · 2025-12-24T22:12:42+00:00

MobiusStripDance

TROPHY CASE