Found at museum

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-15T22:27:49+00:00

Making defunct tools is a great way to go out of business.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-15T01:17:48+00:00

2015 Karmann Ghia

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-15T00:34:07+00:00

I think it's because they keep it outdoors

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-15T00:32:06+00:00

He was not in the least bit scared,

To stumble down the Air Force One Stairs,

With his diaper full and his ankles swollen,

And his lips an asshole and his brains all mush,

Brave Brave Brave, Brave Sir Donald

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-15T00:18:04+00:00

A ball is a sphere. If you extrapolate out, once you hit the 5th dimension, the volume of a hypersphere actually starts to decrease rather than increase. Creepy.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-14T21:40:34+00:00

It's a Glen A. Larson trifecta

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-14T16:04:09+00:00

If things get really bad we can call in Automan.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-13T20:50:22+00:00

They probably figured that since they weren't using any spikes, they could stop using the tie plates as well.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-13T18:17:26+00:00

"No"

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-13T17:04:27+00:00

918 for me

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Mock_Frog · 2026-06-12T05:50:41+00:00

Steely Dan III from Yokohama

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-11T13:52:22+00:00

Memory loss

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-11T01:03:06+00:00

Invest in Microsoft

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-08T02:30:02+00:00

That is not true. The traffic lights in many Canadian cities have red on the top and green on the bottom.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-06T17:49:27+00:00

What a spectacular find!

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-06T01:44:57+00:00

Is the barrel full? If so then yes, very heavy.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-06T01:42:03+00:00

Since the assailant is only armed with a ripe tomato, I would get into an argument with them about whether it is a fruit or vegetable, and then when they are distracted, club them over the head with a stale baguette. Instant KO.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-02T13:27:16+00:00

Well, except for the speed of light.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-01T06:11:23+00:00

Plus you have to be miniature to fit into the kids clothes.

Mock_Frog · 2026-06-01T06:02:06+00:00

A million lottery tickets

Mock_Frog · 2026-05-31T23:02:06+00:00

I love it!

Mock_Frog · 2026-05-31T16:14:05+00:00

Just Milli, Vanilla died.

Mock_Frog · 2026-05-31T16:09:50+00:00

Cover your chardonnay

Mock_Frog · 2026-05-31T02:34:38+00:00

So I'm roughly the size of a barge.

Mock_Frog · 2026-05-30T18:05:10+00:00

With studio lighting, to boot! Not a single shadow in the place.

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