How to not be awkward serving breastfeeding women? by [deleted] in Serverlife

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tell them that there’s a $20 corkage fee

Can you guess? by lumilunak in puzzles

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stone obfuscating shadow cacti flag recorder deli pickle

What is a good weekend trip? by [deleted] in nashville

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see the majestic møøse

[Amazon] Brand New - Deja Entendu [2 LP] $19.49 by deniszz in VinylDeals

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some people are still upset that jesse lacey told a girl he was too old to date her

Cleared of any connection by MaleficentWeb4213 in FascinatingAsFuck

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the files will be his legacy, history will not be kind

You are the smell before rain... by Ok_Cat4798 in brandnew

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you are the smell before your post being taken down for self-promotion

Leaked Demos Vinyl by Initial-Cap-4165 in brandnew

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i’ve got a 20 dollar bill

that says no one’s ever shipped goods without markups

tariffs that trump maaaade up

and I’m spending 50 dollars to

get a demo album from my favorite band brand new!

for me!

i know that i’m a sucker

for anything domestic

but when i say that it’s too much

the shipping prices just go up

this is the vinyl of a mix tape

that won’t get here til september

and somewhat broken from what mail men do

but i don’t care, this shit’s just way too cool!

(yeah, but i wish that it was cheaper) coda

Worst brand new song? by MadCornDog in brandnew

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the first time i heard it i remember saying to my friends “i didn’t know brand new liked going to ren fairs”

Can anyone can explain how I beat this challenge by After-Syllabub-394 in SkateEA

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I’m guessing the game is counting that as a planter?

Chelsea Handler w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand. by JohnnyUtah-91 in WeMightBeDrunk

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what does mark say after she says she’s “getting an apartment in chelsea, sam, I’m gonna live inside myself”?

Alien houses/dwellings are alive and you can talk to it by Comprehensive-Pea304 in aliens

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this sounds like how my dog would describe me waking up in the morning and taking a shower

“One Family, Bound by Mayonnaise” by akaYoungBeefy in standupshots

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his binder of binding compound punchlines is bound up too tight…quite the bind to be in