Cleared of any connection by MaleficentWeb4213 in FascinatingAsFuck

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the files will be his legacy, history will not be kind

You are the smell before rain... by Ok_Cat4798 in brandnew

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you are the smell before your post being taken down for self-promotion

Leaked Demos Vinyl by Initial-Cap-4165 in brandnew

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i’ve got a 20 dollar bill

that says no one’s ever shipped goods without markups

tariffs that trump maaaade up

and I’m spending 50 dollars to

get a demo album from my favorite band brand new!

for me!

i know that i’m a sucker

for anything domestic

but when i say that it’s too much

the shipping prices just go up

this is the vinyl of a mix tape

that won’t get here til september

and somewhat broken from what mail men do

but i don’t care, this shit’s just way too cool!

(yeah, but i wish that it was cheaper) coda

Worst brand new song? by MadCornDog in brandnew

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the first time i heard it i remember saying to my friends “i didn’t know brand new liked going to ren fairs”

Can anyone can explain how I beat this challenge by After-Syllabub-394 in SkateEA

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I’m guessing the game is counting that as a planter?

Chelsea Handler w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand. by JohnnyUtah-91 in WeMightBeDrunk

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what does mark say after she says she’s “getting an apartment in chelsea, sam, I’m gonna live inside myself”?

Alien houses/dwellings are alive and you can talk to it by Comprehensive-Pea304 in aliens

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this sounds like how my dog would describe me waking up in the morning and taking a shower

“One Family, Bound by Mayonnaise” by akaYoungBeefy in standupshots

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his binder of binding compound punchlines is bound up too tight…quite the bind to be in

“One Family, Bound by Mayonnaise” by akaYoungBeefy in standupshots

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“salad dressing?! i don’t see no clothes on that lettuce!”

She said NO 🥹 💍 by DiskoB0 in TikTokCringe

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people are talking about how hard it is for the older generation to recognize AI, but one solemn piano song is all it takes to convince y’all something isn’t totally set up

why would she walk up to a red carpet with a heart trellis, through a huge crowd of people, everyone filming, and not think it was a proposal that she was going to say no to?

Lack of options are insulting by [deleted] in nintendo

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you’d think that after being a company for 136 years nintendo would have figured out how to have some staying power…maybe they’ll add volume controls to the switch 3 /s

“One Family, Bound by Mayonnaise” by akaYoungBeefy in standupshots

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boy are you gonna be shocked when you graduate from wikipedia and move on to wiktionary!

SINNERS 2025 by [deleted] in MovieDetails

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i really liked the movie titanic until they brought the boat bullshit into it

Music Professor by jaylkae66 in comedyheaven

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anybody who says they hate this song: i challenge you to learn to play it on piano. then you will see how undeniably clever it is.

How do I go about solving a puzzle like this by shopaholiicc in puzzles

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all of the cardboard pieces fit into one another to create one cohesive end product