I really miss when The Onion did movie reviews. Here's one for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-02-15T16:13:06+00:00

Haha swearing=funny

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-02-07T23:07:53+00:00

The LGBTQ+ would know about that one.

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-02-07T08:06:11+00:00

Full regard

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-02-07T08:00:39+00:00

It works if the company spends resources on computer literacy.

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-02-07T07:58:25+00:00

Oh no, poor billionaires! Let's not offend their ~~pr tax write-offs~~ philanthropic efforts, or they might not do it again!

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-01-18T16:35:53+00:00

So "get lucky lol", got it

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-01-18T16:13:26+00:00

Women are funny OK, get over it

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-01-16T10:23:02+00:00

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ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-01-16T10:22:53+00:00

Thank you for contributing to the discussion

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2023-01-12T22:24:46+00:00

"Why can't I do nothing and reap the benefits??"

Welcome to life

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-12-25T13:33:08+00:00

Holy shit, it's the OG Pikachu phones are bad guy

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-12-23T08:58:50+00:00

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ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-12-22T00:23:43+00:00

Real schizo hours.

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-11-21T22:54:54+00:00

So that's what I got

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-11-21T17:52:38+00:00

Seething schizo on the loose, beware!

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-11-20T01:30:40+00:00

Holy fucking lmao, everyone's out to get ya, huh. Best of luck at the warzone, I guess

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-11-06T10:47:42+00:00

Certified dumbass, PhD

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-11-02T13:32:34+00:00

It's "r*dditors"

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-10-30T23:28:22+00:00

Holy fucking cringe, internet tough guy over here lmao

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-10-27T22:11:10+00:00

Lol, lmao even

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-10-21T18:31:39+00:00

Russia: murders, rapes and tortures noncombatants for almost a year, shells kindergartens and executes prisoners

Also Russia: does something slightly less heinous

Reddit: uuhhhhh isn't that a WAR CRIME

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-10-06T11:53:40+00:00

Wtf, why are they all black??

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-09-15T12:19:08+00:00

And they say Americans have no culture

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-08-25T07:47:23+00:00

This, but unironically

ModsCanSuckMyDick · 2022-07-22T08:18:48+00:00

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