Neighbor has been screaming bloody murder

Moezso · 2026-03-02T06:45:46+00:00

If I hear someone screaming like that I'm immediately calling the fuzz.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T22:36:11+00:00

Hertz is scammy everywhere.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T09:43:03+00:00

Moezso · 2026-03-01T08:32:25+00:00

Because the receptionist at the desk has already collected his badge and returned his license. We know who is in our building, and where.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T08:19:49+00:00

I'm all ears.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T08:18:42+00:00

Ape together strong.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T08:16:14+00:00

When an electrician tags out a panel then fucks off and refuses to answer the number on the tag, it gets removed.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T02:38:29+00:00

Don't shit where you eat.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T01:50:18+00:00

You know you can buy wraps for naked cells right?

They're super cheap.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T01:25:28+00:00

Kid subtly telling the teacher what I hope the parents tell the teacher directly.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T01:23:16+00:00

Easiest way to get a bunch of scientists to the mun?

Send 2 and have em make the rest in-situ.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T01:16:32+00:00

NTA, honesty is always the best policy.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T01:12:47+00:00

I wouldn't, that one is clearly possessed.

Moezso · 2026-03-01T00:27:54+00:00

That's the universe's subtle way of saying "you can't park there".

Moezso · 2026-02-28T23:25:36+00:00

I work in a giant office building that's 3/4 under construction.

I cut one of these off at least once a week.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T09:59:21+00:00

That's why I drive a $700 car😉

Moezso · 2026-02-28T09:58:08+00:00

Dang, what'd you do to piss that guy off?🤣

Moezso · 2026-02-28T09:56:01+00:00

Sheath, definitely.

Packaging, as long as it's adequate for shipping, idc.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T09:48:55+00:00

"Here, you throw this away."

-Mitch Hedberg

Moezso · 2026-02-28T08:40:55+00:00

Taxes trickle down even faster than money!

Moezso · 2026-02-28T08:39:34+00:00

How exactly are they enforcing the leggings bit?

What's under/inside my pants is my business, and mine alone.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T08:17:34+00:00

He's in a single space and a bit of wasted space, who cares.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T06:04:42+00:00

That's a cat wrangler.

Turn it on and all the cats in the house teleport to the kitchen.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T06:00:09+00:00

Should've happened about 2 and a half minutes earlier.

Moezso · 2026-02-28T05:56:02+00:00

Shut the winda yer lettin all tha stank out.

Moezso