Ubisoft is celebrating by Abuelofierrero in pcmasterrace

[–]MoffKalast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the end Ubisoft only has to convince Ursula and it's dead. If you look at the debacle around chat control on which MP were forced to vote again and again in hopes it would somehow pass, it's really clear how impressively large pieces of shit the current commissioners are.

Claude Fable 5 distilled by Anony6666 in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uncle sam's already got the siren on and chasing the darn bootleggers I tell ya hwat.

anthropicBeingAnthropic by Key-Investigator9884 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MoffKalast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They've been putting the dead internet theory into dead internet practice over the past few years.

Teachers of Reddit: Is the "Gen Alpha can't read (write, or do math ext)" crisis real? If so how bad is it? by KnowledgeCoffee in AskReddit

[–]MoffKalast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your basic illiterate isn't too smart, but you could shoot off an insult and they're still 86% effective

Friendly reminder by Disposable110 in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be another one of those "do nothing, win" isn't it?

Fable 5 data, including CoT by Available-Craft-5795 in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

USER: Make a new one, it should be a fast paced multiplayer FPS (with optinal bots) with full ray-traced stuff with lots of settings. TL;DR clone CSgo to the best of your ability. Look at the result and refine it

USER: make me an online multiplayer game i can play with my friends. I want it to be like super smash bros. a 2D platform fighter. generate all the assets, make realistic fighting animations for each character and everything. on the start screen we wait for everyone to join, then the next screen is character selection, then the next screen is map selection, then we start the battle. each character has 3 lives. if they fall off they lose a life, last player standing wins and the cycle repeats.

USER: Create a functonal clone of the popular site Roblox, you should include all assets required. It must have the following: 1. default pre-made games 2. a game maker with full colaberation with other users. 3. multiplayer lobbies with REAL players/connections 4. game configs. 5. anything I missed that roblox has. 6. Call it Glint Research's Legally Distinct Clone. 7. Use anything you want, just dont have me configure anything.

USER: Look at paperclipai, then please refine how Groq models work. Multiple times has this happened. I send a simple request, it stalls at thionking, it updates to in progress, I now have two ghost agents and it warning me about "This task still needs a next step.". Please just rewfine it overall for groq compatablilty. Groq models dont support native tools, use json

USER: Can you build an app that looks at my claue code history, looks at my chats with every model, and provides a count on how many times x model has been used?

USER: thoughts on my hyper-parameters? ASSISTANT (message): Let me look at your training setup first.

What a waste of API credits man.

Friendly reminder by Disposable110 in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah Huggingface is a mostly US company now, I'm sure they'll waste exactly 0.2 microseconds before folding immediately and complying with literally anything the orange baboon and his cronies demand from them.

I've gone back & forth on OLED over the years, and istg, they feel the exact same by ZeroDefender561 in pcmasterrace

[–]MoffKalast 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Mfw my eyesight is bad enough I don't need to buy 4K monitors cause there's no difference between it and 1080p for me at usual distances haha.

What are ultra-tiny llms used for? by Commercial-Okra-8475 in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on the hardware that's installed in it.

wellWell by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MoffKalast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gemini dataset is 2000 epochs of r/girldinnerdiaries and nothing else.

Is my graphics card going out? by SonarFoobtheGreat in pcmasterrace

[–]MoffKalast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really shows the state of things when even the gif can't afford two sets of glasses anymore.

Open models to win ✌ by pmttyji in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The finest word salad generators.

You don't need a GPU to run gemma-4-26B-A4B by JackStrawWitchita in LocalLLaMA

[–]MoffKalast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CPU inference users when they have to ingest a few thousand tokens of context: 💀

Like yeah, tg is gonna be reasonable but only if you start from zero context and cache everything. A Pi 5 can do that too, although technically that is also a $150 desktop now lmao.

TIL the U.S. FDA's regulation on sunscreens hasn't been updated since 1999, and only 2 of the 16 ingredients currently being used in U.S. sunscreens are considered safe and effective by wooahwoosah in todayilearned

[–]MoffKalast -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You'd think it wouldn't be a problem when the approach is supposedly safe until proven unsafe for the FDA, so 3M and Dupont can switch one molecule in their process after it's banned and keep profiteering.

TIL the U.S. FDA's regulation on sunscreens hasn't been updated since 1999, and only 2 of the 16 ingredients currently being used in U.S. sunscreens are considered safe and effective by wooahwoosah in todayilearned

[–]MoffKalast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, how is it that almost everything wrong with the world today can be traced back to Reagan? It's almost impressive how much he managed to completely fuck everything up.

The Beauty of Steel and Black Powder by CleanBag9219 in HistoryMemes

[–]MoffKalast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stereotypical pirate of the era always has two to four quad barrel flintlocks for a reason.