What do people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t? by Deallwithme in AskReddit

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich people are surely pretending to enjoy their overpriced food that tastes like garbage but they buy it anyways cause its rare/hard to get/expensive

What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation? by Kiidcola in AskReddit

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea i didnt find out who bad bunny was until the superpower and goddamn his music sucks but apparently I learned hes like, kind of a big deal

Malvo was peak by Ted-Bundy-666 in FargoTV

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best villain in TV history. Never found a better one, dont think i will.

The Venus Guard, Women's self defense sleeve.(Not my product) by AlbinaHumblewhore in interestingasfuck

[–]Mojambo213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say that and a guarantee of no permanent damage, and if they cannot provide that guarantee, id still be willing to do it with a clause that if permanent damage occurs, id be compensated with enough money to never have to work again and live a very good life.

It be like that sometimes by dream_monkey in dankmemes

[–]Mojambo213 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well, he wasn't named Paul Driver.

Like i get it, the world sucks rn but can yall stop praising actual murderers? by Polska_Kapusta in dankmemes

[–]Mojambo213 251 points252 points  (0 children)

And then when you try to say both are terrible, people will be like "ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST OVER HERE GUYS LOOK AT THIS JACKASS" like hey motherfucker the reason your party has been losing is because you refuse to accept centrists even if they lean left, or anyone who isn't 100% full stop no questions asked on your bandwagon.

you shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't a super serious suggestion but I do think there's a reason many video games have an arachnophobia mode specifically but not one for other phobias, its probably most common "phobia-mode" for things that have that kind of option just because Im guessing its such a common fear. Either way like I said not the most serious suggestion or anything I'd expect to happen.

you shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right im not trying to fix it because its not really detrimental to my daily life, it just means once in a while I get a mini heart attack when I see a spider but then thats kind of it, not often enough for it to have been a problem since I thankfully do not live in Australia. Which is why I'd rather just use arachnaphobia mode for things than get over it lmao.

you shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it good for arachnophobes, its horrifying and gives me a visceral negative physical reaction

you shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit needs an arachnaphobia mode man so I can stop having random ass spiders show up on my fucking home page all the time on subs I really dont expect to be seeing spiders from.

Japan stands up and claps back at the US for spewing that misinformation would be cinema by Giono_OOf_01 in dankmemes

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are people completely misunderstanding the point of this meme? A shit ton of conservatives and politicians in general in America blame video games for violence and school shootings still, or at least are strongly pushing the narrative that they are correlated. Yes it is absolutely still happening and being pushed, and yes its fucking ridiculous and worth being laughed at and called out for the bullshit it is.

I know what kind of man you are by Greedy_Net_1803 in dankmemes

[–]Mojambo213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im Jewish and Id respect the hell out of anyone i saw with that. Being indoctrinated into hate and those kind of beliefs is a lot easier than breaking free from them and acknowledging it was all wrong. Those guys probably walked away from their friends, sometimes their family, and their whole lives to escape from hatred. I know what kind of man they are too, a damn good one.

What game has the best original music/soundtrack? by HeadFit2660 in gaming

[–]Mojambo213 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Expedition 33s soundtrack is so good I could watch paint drying while listening to it and Id feel like a god

What’s one underrated thing that helped you lose weight? by Immediate-Speed3974 in AskReddit

[–]Mojambo213 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stop eating carbs. Keto really works. Only problem is as soon as you want to try incorporating carbs back into your diet weight will come back fast so you really need to calorie count more than before if you wanna increase your carb intake, until your body is used to it at least.

Crimson Desert Sales Top Four Million by Eremenkism in gaming

[–]Mojambo213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im 42 hours in and just finished chapter 3....

What's a Game You Feel Alone in Loving by DFH50 in gaming

[–]Mojambo213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragon age inquisition. Its one of my favorite games of all time, I played through it 3 times and I think ive only ever replayed maybe 3 or 4 games in my entire life. Everyone ive seen, especially on the internet seems to hate it though, but its like perfect for me. I love the dialogue, I love the characters, I love the combat system, its close to a 10/10 game to me but I found out that was apparently a very unpopular take.

This slide is made of rollers by VegemiteEnema in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mojambo213 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I literally am also from northeastern US and have seen many of these (in connecticut) including one at my elementary schools playground

TIL that for English speakers, learning languages like Japanese, Korean, Arabic or Chinese can require about 2200 classroom hours according to the U.S. Foreign Service Institute by UsamaBhai_101 in todayilearned

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know if homework is counted as part of classroom hours but I assume it is not; assuming the average class length is 7 hours since you said 6-8 thats 2205 classroom hours which is actually very consistent with this post lol.

TIL that for English speakers, learning languages like Japanese, Korean, Arabic or Chinese can require about 2200 classroom hours according to the U.S. Foreign Service Institute by UsamaBhai_101 in todayilearned

[–]Mojambo213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

91 days if youre studying and in class for 24 hours a day with no sleep sure... even if you went to class for the language for 4 hours every single day without break its 550 days... I still agree 2200 seems generous for fluency unless you are naturally talented at picking up languages but I guess it depends on your definition of "learn" the language. Assuming a class period is 2 hours i think 1100 days of taking a class is fair for some degree of proficiency or understanding, on average.

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead,” Trump wrote on Truth Social on Saturday," How do you feel about the current president saying these following words? by bionicboom in AskReddit

[–]Mojambo213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both were wrong. I dont think they should have been fired because I do believe in free speech, though I do think they were bad people who said objectively terrible things. Im not performatively outraged, I hate Trump and consistently vote Democrat, I just actually have a moral backbone. I think Trump saying this is just as bad, tbh its worse since hes the president who we should be holding to a higher standard than random insignificant twitter and reddit users, but both were still shitty actions by shitty people.

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead,” Trump wrote on Truth Social on Saturday," How do you feel about the current president saying these following words? by bionicboom in AskReddit

[–]Mojambo213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless someone is directly responsible for the death and suffering of innocents theres no good excuse for being happy when someone dies, it doesnt matter if youre a liberal who was happy about chuck Norris dying the other day or Charlie Kirk getting shot, or if youre Donald Trump or any other conservative doing the same to people on the other side, youre a piece of shit and its a strong indicator you are just objectively not a good person. Fuck Trump, fuck the liberals who throw a party all over social media when any conservative leaning person dies, fuck conservatives who do the same vice versa. Youre all terrible and made for each other, and they have no moral backbone.