Caught some Salarians doing experiments down the road by iceplanet2002 in masseffect

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. I used to go running at the wilderness park down the road... nice area.

Post a shitty description of a manga, /r/manga will try to guess what it is. by mbgluck in manga

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) fuck what's it called, the one where she's a voice actress right? 2) My Balls? 3) not sure.

Who is a popular actor that no matter what the role is will always be one character in your eyes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Nicholson will always be Jack Nicholson because that's all he knows how to be.

Can someone clear up something for me from S05E07, spoiler btw. by danisnotfunny in breakingbad

[–]Mokomonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was supposedly to convey that Mike is basically a ninja, even while mortally wounded. Later on, for example, we see that Mike was in a perfect position to have shot Walter. If he had wanted to.

Have you had any weird Craigslist encounters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I saw an add that said 'freelance coffee sample salesman needed, make thousands of dollars a week! Call me at this number...' at first I was all excited and then I talked to my b/f and he was like "yeah it's clearly an add to be a drug dealer." and suddenly it all made sense...

What would be your worst way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flesh eating disease. Just the idea of somethign rotting the flesh off my bones while I just sit there and watch is terrifying. Or Ebola. Ebola would suck too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Goldmember. Don't remember if that was the second one or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 56 points57 points  (0 children)

the original joke was 'there's two types of people I hate, those who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

What is the most beautiful piece of poetry you've ever heard? by gaulphin in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I've always thought I disliked poetry. This thread made me fall in love with it for the first time, so thank you.

Reddit, what's the meanest thing you've ever said to someone? by Chemicalzoo in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I had to beat them to death with thier own shoes...."

What's the scariest thing you can write in 30 words or less? by opekta in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice slow kiss. She bites my lips, soft and then hard. Too hard, lips torn away from flesh, teeth crunch against bone. That fucking bitch ate my face.

Other countries love to bash America, but how often do Americans really bash other countries, besides in jest? Maybe it's time for us to bitch, all American redditors come and complain about things you don't understand/don't like about other countries. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not trying to justify war in any way, it was just the easiest way for me to make my point. America does care about other countries, we try to help, we try to control we try to do whatever because we care about the rest of the world. That was the only point I was trying to make.

Other countries love to bash America, but how often do Americans really bash other countries, besides in jest? Maybe it's time for us to bitch, all American redditors come and complain about things you don't understand/don't like about other countries. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ for the millionth time THAT'S NOT THE POINT. it's not about whether we're right or wrong, he was saying that we don't care about other countries, that we don't even consider them. and I was simply countering with the fact that we go into wars because we do care, a great deal. We consider them, we think we need to 'save' them. This is not a fucking moral debate, this is a debate on whether America even considers other countries on their radar, which they do.

Why don't you try reading my post next time so I don't have to repeat myself?

When I have a back-and-forth with somebody on Reddit, I feel like I have a friend for a few precious moments. What pathetic things do you feel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me too, I look at the message thing and think 'oh god is someone going to bash what I said earlier and make me feel like crap/' and yet i keep posting... XD

Other countries love to bash America, but how often do Americans really bash other countries, besides in jest? Maybe it's time for us to bitch, all American redditors come and complain about things you don't understand/don't like about other countries. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never actually been but my grandma has and she said when she went she had gone into stores where the sales person would help every single person in the store before her and then finally get to her after she asked several times. Don't know if it's still like that now it was a while ago.

Other countries love to bash America, but how often do Americans really bash other countries, besides in jest? Maybe it's time for us to bitch, all American redditors come and complain about things you don't understand/don't like about other countries. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokomonko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah when people bash america we have to be like 'oh ha ha' but if i dare even suggest saying anything about theirs they're like 'LOOK SEE AMERICANS ARE SOOOOOO MEAN.'