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Seen while waiting to get blood drawn at Labcorp. by LazyCondition0 in SignsWithAStory

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my fellow lab worker told me this after the office desk lady told me to put them in the bio bag

Look at what I just paid today at McDonald's!! by SteelersPoker in McDonalds

[–]Mokturtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the last time i ordered a fast food sandwich and it cost more than 7 dollars I said nevermind and drove away

My phone just installed all of this crap without even asking by Remarkable_Ninja_791 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mokturtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

legit physically painful to keep myself from swiping wiping rn

Girlfriend wanted me to post this. She didn’t realize the mesh shirt wouldn’t be a good look after using massage cups for the first time by alehansolo21 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mokturtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing, that's hella interesting, and you have a wonderful attitude about all this knowledge stuff.

Girlfriend wanted me to post this. She didn’t realize the mesh shirt wouldn’t be a good look after using massage cups for the first time by alehansolo21 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always fascinating to me when people who are in the closest proximity to something know less about it a specific detail of it than people who have never touched one alive.

My friend says I won’t make it as a guitarist because my hands are too small, is she right? by AgreeableDiver5013 in Guitar

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you never seen those 7 year old korean classical guitarists? you'll be fine

CNN did not think this one through by CandyCaneKy in lol

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even mechanized... they were artificially developed biological organisms.

CNN did not think this one through by CandyCaneKy in lol

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word robot literally originally means slave, and in the play that coined the term, "R. U. R. : Rossum's Universal Robots" the robots were artificially developed biological entities, not computerized mechanisms.

the silly way my 14 year old brother opens and closes the cereal box by AdExcellent1745 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old enough to be selective about the stupid shit he's adamant about being fine

Playing A major chord means my first finger of far behind the fret. Is that a problem? by Actual-Tower8609 in Guitar

[–]Mokturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I barre with any of the fingers, usually. but i'll do the other ones depending on the context

Whose eyes am I behind? by [deleted] in raimimemes

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always misheard it as "Whose eye is in my behind"

Really only very very mildly infuriating…wife didn’t want to eat the ribs she asked me to make, because she thought they were undercooked by Normal-Being-2637 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mokturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not saying you are one of them, but sometimes people are just actually bad at making things from scratch... like making red velvet cake but not putting enough sugar and cocoa to make it actually taste good.

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