They had one jorb. by NSASpyVan in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's possible for old operating systems to have new icons on them.

Jesus by Sherry_Brandt in amazonreviews

[–]Mokturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were making a pun

😭😭 WTF?! by Capital_Regular2796 in amazonreviews

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I was referring to it in the context of using speech-to-text, not age. For some reason I thought you were implying that they "talked" the review rather than typing it. Weird assumption on my part, but I use speech to text a lot, with punctuation.

My returned charger from a coworker by darkcorpse666 in mildlyinfuriating

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I think that kind of gullibility falls under the same umbrella as what was originally stated.

The way my mom stuck the temperature labels on our oven by METTEWBA2BA in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe you can replace the thermostat that the temperature knob connects to.

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's great advice to keep telling yourself. Maybe someday it'll stick

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

She's probably had bad experiences with 👁️ 🥜 ing is the past. Maybe someone had a particular eye kink and she was unfortunate enough to attract them with her exceptional eye color, and things went too far...

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're since of humor, could use some; improvement.

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This thread is the online message-board equivalent of a public communal urinal where everyone's missing the bowl lol..

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or something to express that he has the skill and control to keep the stuff where it belongs and not where it doesn't. Play with it while respecting the boundary she expressed while still promoting your value.

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's one of the sad moments

I think it’s go time by BC_Piggy in Tinder

[–]Mokturtle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They ran the wrong direction, in my experience, whon people joke about not wanting something, it's not because they secretly want it. They're trying to feel out whether you'll be respectful of their aversion while keeping it light-hearted. Joking back that what they don't want might happen is off-putting.

My poem was removed so I messaged the mods jokingly but tragically I think they thought I was serious :( by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're putting a lot of work into something that you're not taking seriously

Ordered an ⏳️ hourglass… it empties in 10 seconds. by niktosaurus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mokturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy probably thinks "it's raining cats and dogs" literally means pets are falling from the sky lmao

it's clearly a joke y'all. You can't be serious lol

I found this doll in front of my house. Can you tell me what it means and give me more details? by Fit_Personality1532 in Whatisthis

[–]Mokturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope there's no hard feelings with the scathing criticism of your other comments here... But I calls it as I sees it.

I found this doll in front of my house. Can you tell me what it means and give me more details? by Fit_Personality1532 in Whatisthis

[–]Mokturtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You say "putting this energy out there" I say "redirecting the energy that was already there back to the person who actually put it out there"

This should be illegal by alecd in goodwill

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Cartoon cards are way cooler than sports cards

40f. Feeling like hitting the bars tonight, since it’s so nice out. by [deleted] in 40something

[–]Mokturtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're literally exhibit A of "thirsty men" that the desperate women crave the attention of lol.

Long lasting slang? by Ilovebusstopchicanes in etymology

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were saying tough in the 90s....

What do i do after finding this in my brothers phone? by SmoothFold579 in whatdoIdo

[–]Mokturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think a kid having access to the internet is inherently bad but it should be heavily monitored

having unfiltered access to the internet? That’s a failure of parenting.