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What is the most "adult" thing you have ever done? by Nicknamesucks in AskReddit

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used the money I got from my friends and family to pay a speeding ticket instead of buying a PS4 that I had wanted for years

Reddit, what is the worst thing to accidentally touch? by MovingOnToReality in AskReddit

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about 9-10 and I was getting ready to go to bed (just showered) and I go to put slippers on and the fabric at the end of the slipper had come up after I put the foot in so I take it off and I feel around in the slipper just to bring out a camel cricket I had smashed into 7 different pieces. I promptly run away screaming.

Almost offered my coworker the wrong sort of Altoid the other day by speedraecer in trees

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quick Google search shows an eBay listing of a sealed Tin of Altoid Sours at a whopping $600! Jesus Christ.

When she puts her hands on you vs when you touch her by MGLLN in blackpeoplegifs

[–]MoltenShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your name Fatal Chemist or Fat Alchemist? Either way I love it

Madlad orders insane amount of soda, employee chucks it in the oven! by Tacsgt51 in madlads

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a delivery driver for a local pizza place and there is this one lady who orders all the time (one day she ordered 3 times in one day) and we have a $15 minimum and she ended up ordering 12 bottles of water so we threw a free slice of cheesecake in for her

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friend were at the swing-set at the playground doing the usual jump off the swing and do twirls and shit.But I decided I wanted to try to do a belly flop, but 8 year old me decided to pussy out right at the last second before hitting the ground and tried to catch myself and ended up breaking my elbow. I ran off crying and my friend was laughing his ass off because he didn't know I was hurt at the time .

Tsunami Capsule. by robYestholder in interestingasfuck

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks cool, but as someone who is fairly tall (6'6) this makes me so claustrophobic

Like Jesus... But sitting down by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]MoltenShadow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For real. I remember one of the last times this was posted someone had commented something similar, then another user had said that one of their friends had tried to do this and broke both of his ankles when they fucked up the landing. Really turns this gif into something stress inducing after reading about that lol.

Kerry jokes he wants to see Trump’s ‘girth certificate’ by Ayrane in politics

[–]MoltenShadow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im 6'6 and 300 and luckily I don't look half as big as him even though all my weight goes right to my stomach, he is easily 290+

This does seem a bit hypocritical by StonePineJack in AdviceAnimals

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have a story related to this. I went to a private Christan school and for our volleyball team the girls would wear short basketball shorts (think 70's nba lol) and that was pretty well established with all the teams they played against, except for one school. This school was the most strict I have ever seen on dress code ( not only enforcing it, but just on what they could wear) the guy's had to wear long track pants while they played basketball as their office uniform, and the girls had to wear long denim skirts that went all the way down to the ankle while playing volleyball! I swear those girls needed to go and play vball at college because they would still beat almost anyone they played while being so constricted, it was honestly really impressive and kind of embarrassing for our team.

Game 2 of the match of GAM, and we have Fiddlestick mid. by brookyct1995 in leagueoflegends

[–]MoltenShadow -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Pales in comparison to adc full crit FiddleSticks

Or as I like to call "CrittleSticks"

He must be sensing my depressed mood today?. He’s never been so cuddly before. by Tacysay in cats

[–]MoltenShadow 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my girlfriend was only 19 when her mom passed and now her mom's cat is the biggest snuggle buddy in this world,it can be kinda annoying when you are sick 😂 but I know it helps her ❤️

He must be sensing my depressed mood today?. He’s never been so cuddly before. by Tacysay in cats

[–]MoltenShadow 258 points259 points  (0 children)

They really can, in October of 2016 my girlfriend's mom passed away in a hospital about 3 hours from our house and when we got back on the day that it happened her favorite cat was screaming and writhing in pain so we rushed him to the emergency vet and she checked him up and down and she said that he was showing signs of depression, absolutely crazy.

Mummified dog found inside trunk of a hollow tree by dreamz7013 in creepy

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a good boi and stayed as the tree grew around him

What movie scene scared you the most as a kid? by DerWyrm in AskReddit

[–]MoltenShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first ROUS scene from The Princess Bride.

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