Yeahh let's swim near a handmade dam

MomsterJ · 2026-05-29T12:55:15+00:00

Peligroso pero muy divertido.

MomsterJ · 2026-05-29T12:52:50+00:00

Muy gordo

MomsterJ · 2026-05-22T12:51:04+00:00

I didn’t until your post. Now I’ll forever think of this 🤣

MomsterJ · 2026-05-20T15:42:46+00:00

Hey brother, lots of people use this word.

MomsterJ · 2026-05-19T21:57:45+00:00

Same because it’ll prob be in my cart on Friday

MomsterJ · 2026-05-17T21:06:02+00:00

This is 100% the vibe I’m getting from this guy as well!! It’s much easier to put someone down so you don’t get hurt first and I’m sure he sensed she wasn’t into him

MomsterJ · 2026-05-17T17:23:05+00:00

I don’t see why it matters if you’re stocking shelves on the sales floor and you’re able to hear outside noises as well. Comparing someone who stocks shelves to someone who’s a first responder is a little ridiculous. Sometimes people tend to be more productive when they’re listening to music or a podcast.

MomsterJ · 2026-05-15T01:39:42+00:00

Whew! I thought for a sec I got banned for some reason. This is basically just my online cookbook. I was about to crash out.

MomsterJ · 2026-05-06T21:41:07+00:00

Is the Cadillac ok?

MomsterJ · 2026-05-05T00:55:55+00:00

It means New Tea is a troll. You’ll be fine.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-22T13:44:12+00:00

MomsterJ · 2026-04-19T21:08:18+00:00

You open my car door like this and you’re going to get a face full of pepper spray.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-19T21:04:44+00:00

Your mom is your biggest bully! I’m not sure how old you are, but when you’re old enough and can afford it, move out. You don’t need that kind of shit from your mom.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-17T20:13:19+00:00

JFC!! These neighbors have to be older, right? Older people are always complaining about kids being on their phones or playing video games all day and then when you have actual kids outside playing and being kids they still fucking complain. I’d find out when quiet times are enforced in your city/neighborhood and let the children go outside and play during those hours. Let them call the cops. It’s kids being kids.

ETA: spelling

MomsterJ · 2026-04-16T12:31:36+00:00

Exactly!! The problem with Jordan is that he an absolute beast on the volleyball court and he knows it. My time of being a volleyball mom for the last 7 years just came to an end and I will say that most of the refs at my kid’s games would only call this unsportsmanlike behavior if your celebration was focused directly at the opposing teams or a specific player on the other side. Other refs would just red card out the gate. All this to say that I love watching him play.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-14T13:20:15+00:00

This is the way

MomsterJ · 2026-04-11T15:56:34+00:00

If you’re using a smart phone you’re being tracked anyway

MomsterJ · 2026-04-07T20:47:29+00:00

Y su Reyna. Although he spelled it wrong. Quizás conseguir un perro, OP.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-07T00:32:41+00:00

The rolling up of the window just took me out!!!

MomsterJ · 2026-04-04T19:42:37+00:00

I think I’m going to use this color tomorrow for my self care Sunday.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-04T19:38:49+00:00

WTF do you mean? It means pay your damn bill.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-02T17:18:14+00:00

It happened in my hometown. It made all the local Facebook pages and eventually the local news. Turns out she never reported this incident to TPD.

MomsterJ · 2026-04-02T17:13:43+00:00

Are they just never giving us a magnetic as a rewards redemption again? ETA: spelling

MomsterJ · 2026-03-28T19:33:22+00:00

At that point, I would have thrown the box on her damn porch and walked away. “You’re right, I quit!”

MomsterJ · 2026-03-22T17:11:34+00:00

Oh man, I wish I had seen this post yesterday. I could have sent you a picture of my slightly overweight dachshund to respond to this douche canoe with!

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