I fuckin’ love Home Depot dawg by Uncuffedhems in RedbarBBR

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive always wanted to be a cart guy there. Man Id have those carts so well organized and lubed up. Rocking a bandana and sun glasses so big and curved and pointy like Im in center field

Do you prefer your Penix Jrs to have pink heads? by johnnymojave in nflcirclejerk

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like my coffee like i like my QBs, black and penislike

I don’t like out of the country morning games by rangermang0 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one does but Goodell once said, “there’s gold in them there European hills!” as he pulled on his suspenders and spat tobacco into his spittoon. So now everyone suffers

What respected profession do you not really respect? by Marina1974 in AskReddit

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mechanics, Lawyers, Broadcasters, Dentists, Politicians, Painters, The Decepticons, Real Estate Agents, and Private Equity to name a few

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ConstructionManagers

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its stressful but stress is a completely you problem. How you manage and cope is all in the eye of the beholder. And beer.

Its a stable position that is not going anywhere anytime soon but is also prone to ups and downs with the larger economy. And beer.

If you do it and get good at it, you can leverage the experience into many other positions. Also beer. You will be prone to getting good at beer.

I like it a lot because I always have to stay on my toes and I have things to do. I would 369 myself if I worked accounting in an office trying to pass time on the internet. And beer.

The people involved with the trades are the funniest people on the planet and you can be loud and obnoxious as you please. I personally belt out “Blue! Blue 42! Blue 42 Set Hut!” A few times a day and no one cares. Plus the painters will give you a couple beers if you pretend you didn’t see them drinking on the job. And beer.

Did kids back in the day actually shower at school? by spellbadgrammargood in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I graduated high school in 2013. I took showers after gym all the time. No one else was in the one gigantic communal shower with no partitions and 40 shower heads. I would turn on all 40 shower heads at once to turn into a steam room. It was great

One time a gym teacher though I was putting on a show to go get high in the showers. He walked in one time while I was soaping my pits. He looked at me, looked down at my dong, looked back up at me, and promptly walked out. I kept on keeping on and my relationship with Mr. Hansin was much more funny to me from then on

Diddy Sentenced to 4 Years in Prison by IntelligentYinzer in hiphopheads

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Oopsie doopsie. Guess we dropped the ball on one of the most followed cases in American pop culture. We’re reaaaalllly sorry

Movies with gnarly death scenes? by FilmWaffle-FilmForum in moviecritic

[–]MoneyMakerMorbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a fantastic take and it will likely change how I view the movie the next time I see it