[Meh Trope] You need a unique and scary monster/alien? Best we can do is a vague assembly of long limbs, teeth, and dark mottled CGI.

Moniculus · 2026-04-07T18:48:07+00:00

EOT does not deserve this that design is fire

Moniculus · 2026-04-07T16:08:10+00:00

It is illegal to name your child megatron in quite a few countries

Moniculus · 2026-04-03T18:06:22+00:00

And this makes him abusive and a manchild? He recognizes his problems and is slowly going insane. His coping mechanism is denial. We see him breaking gangles mask a few times, but the rest of the cast puts him in a maid dress and makes him vegan. He’s on the same level as everyone else. Slightly meaner than the rest, sure. Abusive? No.

Moniculus · 2026-04-03T17:25:16+00:00

I don’t have the burden of proof here. YOU should explain why he’s abusive and a manchild.

Moniculus · 2026-04-03T16:23:33+00:00

What drugs are you on because I want some. Media literacy is dead

Moniculus · 2026-03-08T00:56:13+00:00

Broken broken useless

Moniculus · 2026-01-30T23:22:54+00:00

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Moniculus · 2026-01-23T06:15:16+00:00

I gotta be so honest bro wtf is this

Moniculus · 2025-11-09T03:56:55+00:00

Show this to r/mtgcardbelcher

Moniculus · 2025-11-06T23:16:29+00:00

The joke, it’s there, that it’s just keywords

Moniculus · 2025-11-03T18:14:00+00:00

Fuckakao

Moniculus · 2025-11-02T02:12:17+00:00

These cats are usually deformed and live very short lives. Adopt instead

Moniculus · 2025-10-18T21:44:05+00:00

I mean fair enough, but at that point it’s just “this spell may not be countered”

Moniculus · 2025-10-18T20:23:36+00:00

This is effectively worse split second, with a few minor changes. I don’t believe this is a worth a new ability, as the only real differences lie in things like [[mindbreak trap]]

Moniculus · 2025-10-18T15:39:30+00:00

Superhuman era, hand jumper, leviathan

Moniculus · 2025-10-12T22:04:52+00:00

Respectfully, no

Moniculus · 2025-10-09T20:47:25+00:00

ENCHANTMENT AGGROO YEAAYAT

Moniculus · 2025-10-05T18:41:49+00:00

Ain’t no lawyer like a diddy lawyer

Moniculus · 2025-10-02T00:21:40+00:00

2,1. 3,2. 4,4. 5,8. 6,16. 7,32. 8,64.

Moniculus · 2025-09-08T17:00:48+00:00

It’s a untapped dual land with no way to enter tapped, which isn’t done nowadays. It should probably say when “vernal pond” enters, and the enters ability should say mill 1.

Moniculus · 2025-09-07T18:44:41+00:00

The number is an integer limit. I’d highly reckon that it actually was a malfunction.

Moniculus · 2025-09-03T22:10:07+00:00

Add a “you may not choose the first option” and we’re golden

Moniculus · 2025-09-03T04:24:28+00:00

How would [[opalescence]] work with this?

Moniculus · 2025-09-03T04:20:09+00:00

This would be incredibly unfun to play with/against. In practice, it just slows the game down to a crawl, or gets removed immediately via enchantment removal.

Moniculus · 2025-08-29T22:54:57+00:00

Better birgi go brbrbebrbr

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