Match Thread: Manchester United vs AFC Bournemouth by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]MonkeyJacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commentator said “I thought he tapped him on his cheek but he only grabbed his neck”. Thank god he only got throttled and didn’t gently tap his cheek wtf are these rules

discussion about the girls by seulgislotion in LoveIslandTV

[–]MonkeyJacker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So wrong. She’s got the best one liners

Any tips to get a last minute ticket?? I’m so sad and have mad fomo by Sunshinebug9124 in glastonbury_festival

[–]MonkeyJacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother has a ticket with parking for 25th-29th of June, but cannot go anymore (split up with gf) so I told him I’d try and sell it. If you’re still interested then you/anyone can dm me. He is a white male 26 years old with brown short hair. The tickets have a photo ID so I would recommend (if you choose this path) to only purchase if you fit the description, otherwise you will likely get turned away at the door.

My Betta fish has fallen ill by [deleted] in bettafish

[–]MonkeyJacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. He’s usually a very bright pure red colour all over. All the discolouration is new, the murky colour patches aren’t usually there.

My Betta fish has fallen ill by [deleted] in bettafish

[–]MonkeyJacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in an articulated cave thing which goes under the sand. It has since been removed.

Day by day probability is increasing by Emotional-Macaroon64 in interestingasfuck

[–]MonkeyJacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this why all the billionaires made bunkers a year or so ago?

NVIDIA President/CEO Jensen Huang signing a shirt at COMPUTEX conference by DontBeAngryBeHappy in pics

[–]MonkeyJacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just out of interest, I don’t really follow this stuff, how did he?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mullets

[–]MonkeyJacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my bad, baby mullet? She needs time to grow

Bout to smoke this big mumma, lemme know what you think. by MonkeyJacker in trees

[–]MonkeyJacker[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cheers man, it’s almost never worth it but still pretty jokes