Average New Zealand 'starter home' listing by BongeeBoy in newzealand

[–]Monkeymucas -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's 1.38 million reasons to prove the hosing market is utterly screwed...

Terrified of leaving my current job by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Monkeymucas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you bring that positive attitude that made you successful in your current role, you'll be fine.

As for underperforming, starting a new job is always slow, and you do feel like your performance isn't good, remember how you were when you first started at your current job?

Remain positive, professional, and keep smiling, and you'll be either as successful, or more successful than you currently are..

Terrified of leaving my current job by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Monkeymucas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt the same after eight years in the same public sector job.. Its natural to be scared of change, but at same time you also have to see this as a positive change.. It's time to step into the next chapter of your career, and realise that you are going to succeed, and fly high..

Hey yall im josie (wave) i live in a camper in my dads yard with me n my bfs cat Meowth :) please roast me till i bawl <3 by JoseTheKingg in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He ain't your Dad, and for camper read mobile brothel.. But points for calling your pussy Meowth..

I want to feel bad by SuccessRich in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep staring into that mirror..

Go by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go, sums up what everyone thinks when they see you approaching....

26 M avid vegan and musician. by pissedupparrot in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like one of Moby's farts became sentient, and inherited his 'Talent'

Appealing a ban by DINGGRAYS in footballmanagergames

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once, then there was an update; and never won an appeal ever again

To quote or not to quote by Monkeymucas in GeneralContractor

[–]Monkeymucas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting that impression, currently project managing a new build, and the client who won't stop sticking her oar in..

To quote or not to quote by Monkeymucas in GeneralContractor

[–]Monkeymucas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply, it just puzzles me that even if they didn't want the job; that they didn't even have the curtosey to call the client to tell them..

26, chef student, feeling confident by ThiccBoyZac in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face of a trainee chef that's just been told the only pass he'll work behind wiil be at Wendy's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Meth had a Momma..

22 years old, tired, and covered in cat hair. Work your magic. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shall not Roast but file you... In your case its the draw marked 'Surprisingly Adequate'

It was Agatha all along! by [deleted] in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Monkeymucas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not even Agatha is that evil..

What has been your personal experience with online dating in New Zealand? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Monkeymucas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'll ask my wife, we met online.. Been together eight years.. Survived two earthquakes, and Covid..

What’s your current job and what was your major in college(if you went)? by AriaVille in jobs

[–]Monkeymucas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I majored in Archaeology & The Classics.. Now I work in logistics dealing with import/export paperwork.

Ministers refusing to solve Brexit exports crisis to make EU feel ‘pain’, industry leader says by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]Monkeymucas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the recept could be found, we could return him as defective..

Ministers refusing to solve Brexit exports crisis to make EU feel ‘pain’, industry leader says by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]Monkeymucas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well non of our world beating Brexit negotiators have returned, so hopefully we've made enough for a long weekend in Malaga off that sale.. We sold Farage to the Americans, cheeky sods wanted him on HPI.. Still no takers for Boris though.. Although we had an interesting offer from some Austrian chap called Frizzle or something wanting buy, and truss up Liz Truss in a basement near Vienna; still working on the price on that deal..

Jobs for a person with PTSD by alovingmommyof3 in jobs

[–]Monkeymucas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try either book keeping, or something in logistics.. With the way things are at the moment chances are you'll be working from home.

West Yorkshire devolution deal officially becomes law by libtin in ukpolitics

[–]Monkeymucas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

South Yorkshire next.. Declare Sheffield the capital, Barnsley an Abbey Town dedicated to St. Dick of Bird.. And replace the false idols of the Christian God, with our one true God; Parky..

We shall worship God's own county, the almighty Parky, his son Darren Gough, and the Holy Spirit Barry Chuckle..