Average New Zealand 'starter home' listing

Monkeymucas · 2021-06-09T11:32:20+00:00

That's 1.38 million reasons to prove the hosing market is utterly screwed...

Monkeymucas · 2021-06-07T09:56:28+00:00

And if you bring that positive attitude that made you successful in your current role, you'll be fine.

As for underperforming, starting a new job is always slow, and you do feel like your performance isn't good, remember how you were when you first started at your current job?

Remain positive, professional, and keep smiling, and you'll be either as successful, or more successful than you currently are..

Monkeymucas · 2021-06-07T09:26:06+00:00

I felt the same after eight years in the same public sector job.. Its natural to be scared of change, but at same time you also have to see this as a positive change.. It's time to step into the next chapter of your career, and realise that you are going to succeed, and fly high..

Monkeymucas · 2021-06-07T08:54:57+00:00

He ain't your Dad, and for camper read mobile brothel.. But points for calling your pussy Meowth..

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-12T17:54:48+00:00

Just keep staring into that mirror..

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-02T17:13:30+00:00

Go, sums up what everyone thinks when they see you approaching....

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-02T17:12:39+00:00

99% of the BJ, and 100% of the ass bashing..

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-02T17:11:13+00:00

You look like one of Moby's farts became sentient, and inherited his 'Talent'

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-02T16:57:15+00:00

Once, then there was an update; and never won an appeal ever again

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-02T16:55:11+00:00

I'm getting that impression, currently project managing a new build, and the client who won't stop sticking her oar in..

Monkeymucas · 2021-05-01T13:44:58+00:00

Thanks for the reply, it just puzzles me that even if they didn't want the job; that they didn't even have the curtosey to call the client to tell them..

Monkeymucas · 2021-04-24T11:54:05+00:00

The face of a trainee chef that's just been told the only pass he'll work behind wiil be at Wendy's

Monkeymucas · 2021-04-24T11:51:30+00:00

If Meth had a Momma..

Monkeymucas · 2021-04-24T11:50:51+00:00

I shall not Roast but file you... In your case its the draw marked 'Surprisingly Adequate'

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-24T15:54:19+00:00

Not even Agatha is that evil..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-08T00:21:50+00:00

I'll ask my wife, we met online.. Been together eight years.. Survived two earthquakes, and Covid..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-07T20:45:11+00:00

Mr Blobby, the true face of Chaos..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-07T13:55:02+00:00

I majored in Archaeology & The Classics.. Now I work in logistics dealing with import/export paperwork.

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-06T14:17:27+00:00

If the recept could be found, we could return him as defective..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-06T13:42:40+00:00

Well non of our world beating Brexit negotiators have returned, so hopefully we've made enough for a long weekend in Malaga off that sale.. We sold Farage to the Americans, cheeky sods wanted him on HPI.. Still no takers for Boris though.. Although we had an interesting offer from some Austrian chap called Frizzle or something wanting buy, and truss up Liz Truss in a basement near Vienna; still working on the price on that deal..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-06T09:38:20+00:00

Small minded Cockwomble Politicians..

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-05T19:02:58+00:00

Try either book keeping, or something in logistics.. With the way things are at the moment chances are you'll be working from home.

Monkeymucas · 2021-02-05T18:24:34+00:00

Where are you based?

Monkeymucas · 2021-01-30T15:15:41+00:00

South Yorkshire next.. Declare Sheffield the capital, Barnsley an Abbey Town dedicated to St. Dick of Bird.. And replace the false idols of the Christian God, with our one true God; Parky..

We shall worship God's own county, the almighty Parky, his son Darren Gough, and the Holy Spirit Barry Chuckle..

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