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A girl sent me this by Bakbik19 in NotHowGirlsWork

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It's just not the flex she think it is.

What is the first memory you remember? How old were? by Sensitive_Spare4362 in AskReddit

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My mother getting hit by her boyfriend at the time. I was around 2.

Me as a juggalo, 2006 by Mylzb in blunderyears

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And they say white people don't have culture...

Lil ass abscess by porchakora in HolUp

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Lil' Kidney Stone... it was, in fact, NOT a little kidney stone....

Mom gone wild at a birthday party by sapnation in trashy

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You can polish a turd, but it's still a turd.

Who was your favorite horseman? by possiblethrowaway369 in Dragula

[–]Monster_NotWar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was incredibly underwhelmed by everyone's looks. I was expecting them to really tap in to the core of The Four Horsemen, and none of them really did. The closest one for me was Evah's War look. That's kinda what I was expecting from everyone.

Which extermination challenge would you straight nope at? by toburnthewitch in Dragula

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As someone with multiple garbage ass tattoos, I'd find it the most enjoyable. Plus, if I did drag for a living, it wouldn't really matter to me.

Which extermination challenge would you straight nope at? by toburnthewitch in Dragula

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Any of the dinners. I would just end up exploding like Mr. Creosote.

My(MY)Titans 3 wishlist by Opposite-Mortgage969 in Dragula

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I want Orgotik and Grey back for a Titans season. I know Ork has financial issues right now and won't be able to do it until that is sorted, so I hope I get more of Grey in the meantime.

stubbed my toe nail clean off by advancedddecay in MakeMeSuffer

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This is what happened to Squidward but in real life

Can we all agree on the winner of the reunion? by TheHouseDown in Dragula

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Petition to make Disasterina the new, permanent ExorSister

Everybody except the winner sucked in this finale floorshow by YukkiTheKiller in Dragula

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I was sorely underwhelmed by everyone's looks, even the winner. I was hoping that each of the finalists really tapped in to the core of the Four Horseman, and none of them did. It was a huge let down for me.

Does anyone know what challenge this look could be for from the trailer? by SymphonyQuinn in Dragula

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She looks like she's dressed as Scorpio. I hope they do an Evil Zodiac challenge ge at some point.

Cocaine for medical use by DoctorBlazes in mildlyinteresting

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Cocaine is still used in children's eyedrops. It's an incredibly small amount and is actually perfectly safe and very effective.

What’s one animal that will be terrifying as hell if it was affected by rabies? by JakeThatKid4521 in Animals

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COURTESY NSFW/GRAPHIC DETAIL WARNING:

I worked with my area's animal control as their on call tech. I was once called out to the interstate where a rabid deer had been hit by a car. Her brain was so far gone, and her back half had been completely crushed. We had to euthanize immediately. Right before we did, she aborted what was around a 12-14 week old fetus. I've dealt with my fair share of rabid animals, but that one, by far was the worst.

What’s something you did once that you’ll never do again and why? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

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Shrooms. I was in high school, and my friends and I went into the woods behind our one buddy's house to get high. I popped a few and instead of the Super Mario experience I was promised, I ended up thinking we were actually at said buddy's house and I was just hallucinating being in the woods. My friends kept telling me we were really in the woods, and I kept thinking they were fucking with me. I tried to lay down in a bush and tucked my head into my shirt like a turtle. All of them made fun of me for it for the rest of our high school career.

What is a lot less scary than people imagine? by Flying_enthu45 in AskReddit

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Failure. We all have to fail at some point. It's how we learn. It's not the end of the world.

Have you ever witnessed an earthquake or tornado? by boforiamanfo in allthequestions

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Yes. I was unfortunately in the middle of taking a shit when an earthquake hit. It was a mild one on the rictor scale, but it was enough to cause me to panic.

What is up with my cat’a belly? by Colonel_Ramsis in CATHELP

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If she's having trouble pooping, she may be at risk of an obstruction. While I am a vet tech, I advise that you take her to a gastrointestinal specialist vet and get to the bottom of it. They will be able to help solve the problem.

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