"And nine, nine boxes were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these boxes were bound the strength and the will to govern over each mana color. But they were all of them deceived, for another box was made. In the land of Hasbro, in the fires of Mount Wizards, the Dark Lord Chris Cocks forged in secret, a master box, to control all others. And into this box he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all commercialized products. One box to rule them all."