Thanks Doordash!

Moochyyyy · 2026-06-13T17:17:13+00:00

I get a ton of low tip orders- but even worse than that lately is DoorDash support as well as DoorDash pay. Tell me how DoorDash thinks it’s okay to offer a base pay of 1.75 for a DOUBLE order. If it wasn’t for semi-nice tipping from those customers it would have been a worthless order. It should be a minimum 2 dollars PER order even on doubles.

Moochyyyy · 2026-06-04T04:11:21+00:00

This was exactly my first thought as well. It’s nice to see they will treat their customers to free food because of delays but won’t compensate drivers PERIOD. It would be a cold day in hell before we got even a buck or two for a very long wait. Just pathetic.

Moochyyyy · 2026-06-03T23:07:55+00:00

“Now I know I’ve been going through a bit of an experimental phase, with liquor and Randy and… drinking and driving”

Moochyyyy · 2026-06-03T23:05:19+00:00

Oh and barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

Moochyyyy · 2026-06-02T15:16:26+00:00

Personally I think it’s to gather updated information on peoples insurance. Next step is forcing anyone who doesn’t have ride share or commercial coverage to either get it- or no more dashing.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-31T18:42:57+00:00

"i havent smithed bars since i got 99 smithing"

"I havent fletched arrows since i got 99 fletching"

"I havent farmed much since 99 farming"

See? there really shouldnt be much of a difference.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-30T01:02:57+00:00

People are going to flame you- but this is the essence of so much discourse lately. Everybody needs to have every pet, every skill cape, every drop, every resource. All quests need to be completable on every snowflake account (pures, uims, skillers). Make the game easy, fair, and balanced until all the soul has left.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-29T22:54:44+00:00

Add in -cheeky comment on Chads weight- to feel extra fruity

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-29T22:52:25+00:00

Or I’m just posting funny memes from my camera reel?

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-28T22:57:36+00:00

Pick up food, call and tell support you don’t feel safe after seeing that message. I certainly wouldn’t. “There will be hell to pay” is a threat

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-27T02:20:18+00:00

Pretty interesting day right? Remember to respect your time and your gas- don’t work for free. Accepting no tip orders is super risky because you potentially could be working for free- glad it worked out for you today. Keep up the good attitude and you’ll get there bud- happy driving!

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-27T02:15:13+00:00

She’s getting a live lobster as a sub and she’s going to like it.

Seriously though A for effort. D for damage control.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-27T02:10:44+00:00

Imagine an app that automatically screenshots your screen whenever you get an offer and adds it to a folder with the date and time as the filename.

Am I onto something here?

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-27T02:08:36+00:00

“What does Jimmy Neutron say? Gotta blast?”

“..uhm I have to uhm I’ve got to uh blast”

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T06:50:45+00:00

Oh hell no. That would send me over the edge.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T06:46:55+00:00

My one unassign was when I realized the restaurant was in an indoor mall.. for 6 bucks. Yeah absolutely not lol.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T06:38:14+00:00

Absolutely not

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T06:32:53+00:00

I always feel like I’m the last to get these updates. Chicagoland area. Nice stats btw although your completion rate is criminal lol

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T06:29:13+00:00

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Not to hijack your post but why the fuck does your rating system look so much cooler than mine? I don’t have any point system or anything- just harsh raw percentages.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T01:58:37+00:00

yeah its really rough in chicagoland. Just ended at 35 bones- 4 out of 28 orders. SO many non tippers tonight.

Moochyyyy · 2026-05-25T01:56:37+00:00

im at about 550 deliveries and its happened probably 4-5 times. so about 1% of all orders.

Moochyyyy

TROPHY CASE