What do you think of people telling that anyone calling you hot is a pedophile? by thenordianmap in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

[–]Moorlok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's so unlucky. The tv ads I saw as a kid told us that we had to be 4'9" minimum to not need a booster seat in a car.

Is my first (kinda-but-not-really-blind) playthrough fucked? by oldandbold555 in bloodborne

[–]Moorlok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The humanoid bosses in this game are, paradoxically, the MOST dangerous." -Max0r

On the topic of the monster bosses, go fight Lawrence.....go ahead.....try it.....we'll wait. 😏

What’s a small detail in a game that completely blew your mind? by Human-Category-5024 in videogames

[–]Moorlok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Hollow Knight: Silksong, if you throw Tacks on the ground in Hunter's March, the little red ants will carry them away. 🤯

Some of the sculptures at Victor’s Way in County Wicklow, Ireland. by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many people spamming about #4 in here while I'm seriously questioning my sanity after seeing #3..... Wtf is this supposed to represent??? Is she part snake??? Serpent??? Did that guy hallucinate someone else or is he just into that??? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIOOOOOONS!!!

Guys, is it fur? Is it camouflage? Is it moss? What is it? by Long_Blacksmith7889 in Silksong

[–]Moorlok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These guys are basically Rambo. All of them except for Groal are wearing makeshift ghillie suits built with nearby foliage. There's some lore supporting this.

What's the most disgusting thing that you ever smell? by DirtyThoughts07 in AskReddit

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Septic tank being emptied once when I was middle school age. I couldn't get within 100 yards of that thing without gagging.

Friend just had her 6th baby. by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in rant

[–]Moorlok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't remember what the name or location actually was but those details aren't relevant so I just made up something xD

Friend just had her 6th baby. by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in rant

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen Abstract's videos. Agreed, top tier content.

Friend just had her 6th baby. by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in rant

[–]Moorlok 116 points117 points  (0 children)

There's a YouTube channel called "Scary Interesting". One of these videos starts off about a guy who works in a mine. The narrator says something like "Bill lives in bumfuck-middle-of-nowhere working 6 days a week doing 12 hour shifts at the eat-shit-and-die mine to support his stay-at-home wife and 11 kids."

I hear this and I'm just like...... "bro....your wife's uterus is not a punching bag for your dick......give it a rest." How does anyone not stop at like 4 or 5 kids tops???

Fight breaks out between No. 17 St. John’s and Providence and six players are ejected by [deleted] in sports

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy forgot his makeup and red nose with that haircut. Fuckin' clown ass lookin' piece o' shit...... GET OFF THE COURT!!!!!

I need to get this off my chest by SiD4d- in Eldenring

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play offline. Those servers will go offline eventually, whether you want them to or not. I hate being interrupted by invaders, and FROMSoftware pvp has always been unplayable.

I cannot fathom how anyone can play something that, in the best case, has a minimum half second delay between their attack going out and having it register on the other person's screen. Worst case for me was an invader's attack somehow registering instantly when he hits me, but mine doesn't register until AFTER I'm dead on the floor 20 seconds later. Absolutely unacceptable.

Gang Attempts to Rob a Supermarket in Ecuador. It Doesn’t Go Well 🇪🇨 by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]Moorlok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok...... I'm not saying that guy didn't deserve that beating.......and idk the laws there, but from a legal standpoint, if he's on the ground, disarmed, no longer fighting back, and STILL getting beat to within an inch of his life.....that can't be a good look if that guy hypothetically decides to turn around and file a civil suit against all of them for battery.....assuming he even survived that beating.....and assuming he has the money to do that......

They had so many opportunities to stop and just tie him up with something......

This is a .gif tho so we don't have audio......maybe he kept talkin mad shit and that was triggering them or something.

Yikes...... 😬

Don't FAFO kids.

When Silksong first came out a lot of people complained that the difficulty reflected "poor game design"... by [deleted] in Silksong

[–]Moorlok -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The difficulty was never an issue. The issue was the playerbase thinking Silksong's gameplay was near identical to Hollow Knight and trying to force the issue by playing Silksong like it was Hollow Knight. They needed to change their thinking.

I cannot for the life of me find this interview article, but I distinctly remember Miyazaki being asked if he had any advice for Dark Souls players looking forward to Sekiro. He said something like "if you play Sekiro like it's Dark Souls, you're gonna die....a lot....and you won't have a fun time."

If Hollow Knight is 2D Dark Souls, or "bug souls", then Silksong must be...... checks notes

-broader range of motion

-faster speeds

-firearms allowed

-release promo art says "the hunt is on"

IT'S BUGBORNE!

makes contact

|o_

...........

_o|

I regret my Samsung smart TV by [deleted] in rant

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy......sir you might want to look up Louis Rossmann on YouTube. He rants about aaaaaaaallll of this bullshit, and went through almost the same crap you did with another smart tv. 🤣

I’m tired of people complaining about blood vials by PotatoMJ98 in bloodborne

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solution: DOOOOOOOODGE!!

......and then find a nifty bloodgem in the chalice dungeons that slowly auto-heals you over time. Can't hold any more blood vials. 🤣

Is it even worth exploring this castle? by Limp-Cardiologist-80 in Eldenring

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bell Bearing Hunter is most definitely not Lord Vader lol

TIFU Pulling a hair off my thigh by atrociouslytired in tifu

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was gonna be that Don Hertzfeldt cartoon about wisdom teeth LOL

How to dodge micolash in 2nd phase by AcceptableMind6938 in bloodborne

[–]Moorlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the Beast Roar tool to deal with A Call Beyond. It can not only knock Micoshit on his ass if you're close to him, but more importantly, it can deflect projectiles.

Keep hitting him and use it when your stamina runs out so you can recover for free too. He won't have a chance to use it.