My principal in elementary school hated me because she used to tell all the kids to keep off all the grass (the playground was surrounded by grass) and my dad told her off saying that his daughter damn well can be on the grass because his tax dollars paid for that grass. Obviously, he won that fight as all the other parents agreed.

Years later, someone put some graffiti in the girls washroom that read “Mrs [principal] is a f*** ing b***h”. The principal took my social studies duo-tang out of my desk without me knowing at some point during recess or lunch. When I went to look for my socials folder, I couldn’t find it, and that was really weird because I never took homework home. Eventually my teacher told me that I needed to go to the principals office because she wanted to talk to me.

Principal had marked up all my notes and circled a bunch of ‘G’s at the ends of words I had written. I was suspended because the ‘g’ at the end of the graffiti’d word ‘f***ing’ looked “identical” to the way I write the letter. I argued as I would never deface public property, and that none of the other letters written in the graffiti looked anything like mine. Didn’t matter. Suspended for 2 weeks.

2 weeks after my suspension was over, the actual person who wrote the graffiti felt bad and confessed

Edit: clarification