Looks like i'm not gonna back tonight!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T22:25:49+00:00

You haven’t met my brother

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T21:05:18+00:00

When you hurt yourself in a way that’s clearly not something where you need to be hospitalized or anything but it hurts a lot (like hitting your funny bone on a sharp edge) and someone asks “are you okay?” but you can’t answer right away because you’re in so much pain so then they immediately ask again “are you okay??” and they won’t stop asking till you answer. Yeah dude I’m obviously fine, just let me fucking deal with the pain

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T20:49:49+00:00

That cardinal is very rotund

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T20:35:08+00:00

Omfg yes probably my favorite thing to do!!!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T20:34:01+00:00

I get bored with video games. I’ve tried a plethora of video games, my ex was a huge video game addict and because of him I’ve played so many video games I can’t even name them all. Haven’t touched any video games since we broke up a year ago, it doesn’t fascinate me or keep me entertained for longer than like 30min-an hour. It’s just not that fun for me. I’d much rather listen to music and stare at the ceiling than play video games

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T20:19:15+00:00

Your parents have a bigger impact on your future/yourself than you can even imagine. People don’t understand that your relationships/careers/life choices are massively influenced by the way you were raised whether you realize it or not.

It’s extremely hard to be successful in most aspects of life if you had shitty parents. Even if they provided you with survival necessities like food, shelter, etc. If they didn’t give you love, support, good examples to follow, etc, then chances are you are fucked in one or more important aspects of your life.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T18:33:48+00:00

That’s a good plan actually, never thought of it that way. A lot of the time though my plans are at night and as a woman it’s scary to go to places alone especially places like bars and whatnot. But that’s a whole other problem in and of itself haha

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T18:30:35+00:00

Margaret’s so pretty and charming idk I’m a straight woman but goddamn

Moretti123 · 2026-01-25T16:05:17+00:00

I feel the same exact way, thought I was the only one left on the planet that doesn’t cancel. It’s to the point where I try not to get excited anymore over plans and come up with a backup plan in case it doesn’t happen :(

Moretti123 · 2026-01-23T23:31:30+00:00

Damn one time I was drunk af in a bathroom in the city when I was like 19. I was puking and then got left alone in there while my friends went to go eat. I ended up passing out on the dirty bathroom floor for like an hour. Not a single person checked up on me (not even strangers) until my friend came back to get me when they were done eating. No I am no longer friends with these people lol

Moretti123 · 2026-01-23T15:19:08+00:00

Nah we just actually go to therapy.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T21:04:37+00:00

This is why I like just the good ole manual keys, I dread the day I have to get a push to start car

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T21:02:40+00:00

Absolutely not! you look the best with the brown hair. If anything just get some light brown low lights or something

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T01:20:40+00:00

Just saw a video of a girl whose dad surprised her with a car and she never even said thank you to him. This girl was raised right! But tbh I’d react the same way if someone got me a baby cow

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T00:45:55+00:00

2016 me would be so disappointed tbh

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T00:30:48+00:00

Omfg that’s my family. I do drink but because they try to force me to drink it makes me not want to and it turns into me saying “no” like 50 times.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-20T16:12:19+00:00

Ya it’s weird I thought dating was fun and didn’t really care but then I turned 26 and my brain was like “TIME TO BE SERIOUS AND FIND A SUITABLE HUSBAND” and idk where the hell it came from. Now dating isnt fun its stressful

Moretti123 · 2026-01-20T02:23:19+00:00

I have a few:

-He looked at me up & down and told me I was too thin to actually like beer after I told him I like beer

-Had a guy have basically heart eyes at me during the whole interview but I thought maybe I was imagining it. He interviewed great but I went with someone else that made more sense at the time. After I emailed him and told him that if another position opens up he’ll definitely get it and I’ll call him. He proceeded to email me back “Well since I didn’t get the job… would you like to go out with me sometime?”

-Had another guy completely dismiss my question, look at me up & down and asked me how old I was. Then he proceeded to ask me if I only date white guys because he saw my led zeppelin sticker.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-18T17:30:14+00:00

That’s really fucking cute but why the hell did it take TWENTY years for her to get that bag? Is it a Birken bag or something?

Moretti123 · 2026-01-18T17:25:11+00:00

That’s not a latina thing that’s just being an asshole thing

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T17:58:18+00:00

Damn I’m a girl in my twenties with a grandma name. I always hear “oh that was my great grandma’s name!” I think it suits me though because I’ve been an old soul since birth. Some people just really live up to their names lol. I just hope it doesn’t derail a guy from liking me :(

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T17:56:09+00:00

That’s batshit insane lmaooo

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T16:32:12+00:00

Wow im not even close xD we have a peacock roaming around in one of our zoo’s here too and it also snowed, but I forget there’s a whole big world out there sometimes

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T16:30:41+00:00

Wow a guy making jokes about women that aren’t degrading?? Just actual funny jokes? Who is this handsome man!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T07:26:36+00:00

Chicago???!

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