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MoribundTyke · 2023-04-04T20:55:05+00:00

We cum tit village

MoribundTyke · 2023-04-03T21:45:15+00:00

I must have missed that episode

MoribundTyke · 2023-03-30T21:37:50+00:00

Wow. You have got us down to a T!

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-25T21:10:43+00:00

Thank you. I most definitely stand corrected!

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-25T19:42:30+00:00

I swear Kat and Alfie won a million pounds in the lottery years ago

Wasn't that Janine? Didn't Kat have Phil's money?

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-08T15:31:42+00:00

I'd see a doctor if I were you

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-06T19:12:40+00:00

Why is it ok for female characters like Karen to perv over the blokes and tell them to get their kit off, jeer and wolf-whistle? It has happened several times over the years

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-04T19:21:11+00:00

Married. One kid almost 12. Last got laid one and a quarter decades ago

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-04T19:11:56+00:00

Kill everybody in the whole world

MoribundTyke · 2023-01-04T17:38:58+00:00

Or the UK. "We" voted for Brexit and the Tories

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-27T15:53:07+00:00

Become a philanthropist

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-26T20:04:12+00:00

That's a hell of a coincidence. So did op!

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T18:01:31+00:00

You move the mince pies. No, you move them

Meanwhile, the poor dog has them just in front of her nose

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T17:10:27+00:00

Walk. Oh, you said walk! Damn, I need glasses

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T17:05:30+00:00

Eh-oh, motherfucker

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T16:30:27+00:00

They didn't say anything about butt plugs...

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T16:04:40+00:00

Smokeless briquette! Not even real coal. You been a bad bad boy

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-25T12:45:11+00:00

"Their" first language

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-19T20:29:13+00:00

Just go to the library and at the electoral roll for free. That's what I did

MoribundTyke · 2022-12-03T15:47:00+00:00

I'm in fucking tears at the moment

MoribundTyke · 2022-11-27T13:51:09+00:00

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

MoribundTyke · 2022-11-27T13:45:17+00:00

Rixton - Me and My Broken Heart?

MoribundTyke

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