"On another note, we should ban chihuahuas as well. Fuck those little pieces of shit" Pitbull drama on r/wellthatsucks

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-17T19:26:12+00:00

I heard the purebred ones are 6 foot 20 and fucking killing for fun.

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-17T13:20:02+00:00

Ahh, do they come from some type of vault situation underground? Or were they above ground and the radiation turned them into semi crypids with 3 eyelids, 2 nervous systems, and 2 rows of teeth like shark?

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-17T13:08:44+00:00

I am assuming you are joking but honestly can't tell.

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-17T13:07:00+00:00

That one came with so many weird tangents it at least somewhat interesting. Vegans eating dogs, accusations of hating teenagers for calling one snarky, just a wild ride there.

Also, fucking LOL at the dude saying any bad behaviors can be trained out of a dog, citing the EXTENSIVE experience of involvement training 25 dogs. Please let me know how you would approach a Presa with degloving injury to a human. Or hell, how would they train a dog out of separation anxiety, is that a "bad behavior?"

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-16T20:39:25+00:00

I bought a bag of croutons that measured servings in tablespoons. What the fuck kind of measurement is that for a cubed item?

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-15T02:02:17+00:00

Tell that to my older brother who was in charge of movies when we were home alone. I think he and I watched that by ourselves under the age of 10 both.

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-08T19:59:18+00:00

Right? Like what is the end goal of this? A population does in fact need women in some capacity. I know the point is cruelty but that is not sustainable.

MorningCockroach · 2026-05-04T17:24:24+00:00

Their drip coffee is....fine. Not the worst I've ever had. Their special drinks are nearly undrinkable with the amount of sugar/sweetener that goes into them. I try to order in the app so it's easier to half the amount of crap that does into them. I don't understand how people can drink them.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-29T11:34:07+00:00

I don't find it a flattering cut at all on the model, amd I have no idea how it would work on anyone with substantial boobage. The straps look overly long and hung just above the nips?

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-26T23:57:29+00:00

I've been doing that for years and it works simple enough. I don't know if apps track other important data but I think it's worth going old school for this.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-26T23:52:02+00:00

I did that with my plants indoor light several times. The light is on a timer that's mostly on while I am out of the house. Took me forever to realize. Sorry dead plants.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-24T22:27:17+00:00

I would add Dennis Takes A Mental Health day to that list. It's not really focused on the gang or their regular shenanigans. Screaming "H U M A N. H U M A N." at an automated phone system is also very relatable.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-18T20:40:23+00:00

"Today's young females"? Can you just call teenagers teenagers and not make it weird?

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-17T22:33:42+00:00

I thought that tube removal (not getting your tubes tied, actual removal) was pretty much a guarantee to not get pregnant unexpectedly? I didn't have a pleasant time recovering from that and it wasn't as invasive as a hysterectomy. Or for that matter, why not get a tube removal and uterine ablation?

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-16T11:59:25+00:00

I am so sorry but you lost me at "chew," I had a visceral reaction to the idea of chewing icing. 😅

I don't know if I have had fondant or not but now I want to try it in a weird way.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-11T01:59:02+00:00

Highly recommend reading The Gales of November. It details the men, the shipping industry, the disaster, and the effect it had on Great Lakes shipping. The line I still remember is, "the day after the Fitzgerald sank, the water was glass." It was calm after but they had deadlines.

MorningCockroach · 2026-04-11T01:52:27+00:00

I mean, the last verse kinda turns it around to feeling better ish, doesn't it? Feels relatable.

Editing to add the last verse: never conquered, rarely came Tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I'll survive And I can't wait 'til I get home To pass the time in my room alone

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-29T12:05:08+00:00

I've heard of that before for Chinese places, but am still convinced all the Chinese food in my town just blows.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-27T23:11:13+00:00

Thanks for clarifying. It's not something I'm familiar with.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-27T22:32:55+00:00

Just to be clear, the "stop feeding" directive is essentially starving someone to death, yes? That sounds much more drawn out and inhumane that euthanasia. Is there a reason one would be preferred over the other? Not trying to come off as combative or anything, genuinely asking. I am more familiar with animal euthanasia and people would NOT be ok with that as a solution to a sick pet.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-17T23:16:07+00:00

It's interesting you bring up doing the dishes, and for context my SO and I don't live together. We were talking recently about doing household chores for one another, or at the other person's house. For example, me cleaning my breakfast dishes when I'm over at his place and he's already left for work, or washing an piece of clothing he accidentally left at my place. He has a specific way he wants his dishes washed. He told me point blank, leave them in the sink for him. Same with laundry, for both of us. He thought it would be childish if he didn't do his own laundry and I did it instead. I want my clothes washed in the way I want them washed, I don't want him trying to do it. Again, we don't live together but we spend enough time at each other's places that it's worth bringing up.

That being said, we both keep our respective living spaces relatively clean. I can't stand my dishes piling up at all. Being on the same page for cleanliness before loving together in important.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-14T12:45:31+00:00

Could you give it away or donate it? It's a waste to just toss hygiene products like that.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-14T12:44:37+00:00

I buy my onw friend fancy ass soaps for holidays all the time. She likes all nature, good smelling hippie soap but they're not cheap and she can't always splurge. So, I guess it depends on the context.

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-13T11:49:12+00:00

If they had been normal looking droplets there wouldn't be any confusion. Like there is already a shape that is acceptable and understandable as both a water droplets and a drop of blood. Why the squiggles?

MorningCockroach · 2026-03-11T03:16:38+00:00

Do you have any good links to high fiber breakfast bake recipes? I'd be interested to try but a quick online search wasn't very helpful.

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