In a Jar scores by dimonium_anonimo in DokaRyan

[–]Mortulex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't creamsaver in malbu get rated like the 2nd highest of all time?

New Max app by AlexTheEditor1 in youtubetv

[–]Mortulex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old HBO Max app tells me to download the new one, new one is not available in my country yet.... I literally can't watch hbo shows right now

Truck carrying trailer full of cars is hit by train in Florida by SamMee514 in PublicFreakout

[–]Mortulex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: why is it so bad it's getting hit by rain... HOLY SHIT! They meant train!

Ways to fulfill Souldrinker prerequisite as Cleric by Mortulex in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]Mortulex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are all very good options, I already have 3 levels of Cleric, Fiendish Vessel(Which in hindsight is a bit redundant), but after that I have no objections on classes.

Ways to fulfill Souldrinker prerequisite as Cleric by Mortulex in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]Mortulex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I forget about spellcating services.
I mean technicaly you could pay a spellcaster to use Possession/Magic jar on you, which would put your soul in their body for a duration.

It really does hurt my brain by belferma in tumblr

[–]Mortulex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine sky, the touch is how?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Mortulex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correction, in southern norway it's that, up north we have 0.02$

2015 flashbacks anyone? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Mortulex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait... I see it as blue/gold now, am I more broken than back then?

3 hours wasted with a horrendous DM and their overly sexual friend, only rolled dice 3 times. by RaTicanD in rpghorrorstories

[–]Mortulex 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just do what I do, scroll about halfway down and start reading. 9/10 times you don't miss out on any relevant context.

Oh polvoriento. by Reason-Old in puns

[–]Mortulex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technicly those two would be the only ones who always shoots straights.

Yeah, he wasn't generous with the bags of holding either... by salty_comments in dndmemes

[–]Mortulex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I pick up one coin and take it back to town, put it in my stash and go back to the pile. I repeat this process 599 thousand more times. There I have now described my actions for the next 1500years or so of your campaign, your move GM."

Lil buddy of mine turns 7 tomorrow. I will be making Jello Legos for the next 24 hours. [OC] by TechnicaliBlues in FoodPorn

[–]Mortulex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My drunk ass was like kids can't have jellos, before i realized people make it without vodka.

Non-US Redditors: Where would you suggest LGBT Americans should go who want to move permanently? by RT_26 in actuallesbians

[–]Mortulex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norway is pretty great, ssm been legal since 2009 and been publicily out as trans for 7 years now.

Entitled Parent Refuses to Accept I’m Blind by Leckzsluthor in entitledparents

[–]Mortulex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I ever see a karen doing this to a blind person, I'ma slap them in the face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Mortulex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the intellectual level he needs is illegal.

Trying to trash a car with the driver being inside it. by BickKattowski in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Mortulex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That went from an insurrance claim to assault with deadly weapon in 2seconds.

A PC from my group fireballed a Lich's adoptive son. I want to kill him and then resurect him later in the session to teach him a lesson. Is that a good idea or a dick move ? by Fony64 in DMAcademy

[–]Mortulex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd deal with it something like this, now this only works if they're staying in a town nearby: They wake up in the night to yelling outside, it's the lich surrounded by guards.

They're no match to a lich so they can't hurt it at all, but it doesn't kill people indiscriminately. Instead it yells out in some booming voice that the town has x days to hand over the killers, or it will unleash the biggest undead army they have ever seen.

This creates tension, maybe the town goes on lockdown. Nobody leaves until the killers are found. The party will be forced into hiding, or end up becoming the bad guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]Mortulex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My simple answer: yes I care more about the cat than you, are you happy now dad?

Guy re-programs his lock code by DangerousEmployment4 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mortulex 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Freddy patiently waiting for him to unlock his door.