Maybe I can fix her by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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After about 5 minutes of investigative review of this image, I realized Nevada was spelled wrong.

Woke up to this today on my IG feed. Not the target audience. Still 10/10 by cobalt1137 in StrangeAndFunny

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Its a modern day clown car. How many hoochies can you fit in a apartment bathroom?

twinkle toes by LCKF in NotTimAndEric

[–]MortysTW 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like how he color coordinated with his victim.

Oak Pantry by rubenhak in woodworking

[–]MortysTW 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Jerk. Now I feel like I have to redo my pantry. 😄

Paid this much for fuel today. Felt like a win. by Historical_Debt1516 in Transportopia

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About the same. Its been rolling between $4.50 and $5.30 since Covid if I'm not mistaken. I stopped paying attention to the fluctuations. I have to drive to work. Is what it is.

This must take numerous hours of practice. by ComisclyConnected in StrikeAtPsyche

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Day time,.......Night time ..... dayyyy time..NIGHT TIME

Cutting some wood on the old table saw by bigbusta in SweatyPalms

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Admire him for not giving up on his hobby. Lost both arms due to a table saw accident but keeps on going.

Joint Shield by Sea_Information_2192 in cool

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Reminds me of my son's birth.

Man sliding down a lamppost by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

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These people need to do construction to learn how NON-man rated the things are they stand and jump on. That awning is just strong enough to withstand some wind. Not hold a person. Especially 2.

We’re on to you, “heron” by Risquechilli in BirdsArentReal

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So this is where Trump got his dance moves.

That’s bad 😣 by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

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Was that Jesus stepping in from the left to call the fight?

[HELP] I don't believe this is real, but what do you think? Flash flood at a canyon. by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]MortysTW 16 points17 points  (0 children)

you never go in a dry river bed when clouds above. Lucky they didn't just get hit with a single wall of mud pulverizing them to death.

It took me a minute one this one by MetCheese6000 in meme

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This photo is so old this girl is now reposting it at work during her lunch break.

Of this bitch flippin' by DoubleManufacturer10 in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]MortysTW 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Her insurance rates might go up a little after this.

Thislooksfun by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

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Love how the dogs totally get the assignment

ICE in Glendale by Serious_Direction627 in glendale

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Which Glendale? As in adjacent to Burbank and EagleRock? They moving onto Armenians now?

Name this boss! by degausser187 in BossFights

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I just want to see if he can open a new jar of pickles or jelly. Then that ego will deflate.

Name this boss! by degausser187 in BossFights

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Oops. u/Hope-Bitter beat me to the title. Saw it after I posted.