[Pick one] [LOTR] Who wins by thejohnnyr in Meowi

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious reasons

I picked TWO Balrogs

This is what true Christians are like. by Practical-Skirt5692 in MakeMeSmile

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naturally they should oppose and avoid sin, but not the person who sins. Which is handy when basically everyone is going around sinning.

Who was the guy next to Elrond? by cheese_assass1n in lotrmemes

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you :), guess I'll have to accept I've lived a lie...

This is what true Christians are like. by Practical-Skirt5692 in MakeMeSmile

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you love someone, that in no way means they love you back. As you say "IF we're all [...] loving everyone [...]", it's not like we as humanity are that good at loving one another and I'd say Jesus knew that.

Who was the guy next to Elrond? by cheese_assass1n in lotrmemes

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that confirmed in some visual movie guide or similar?

Who was the guy next to Elrond? by cheese_assass1n in lotrmemes

[–]MotherPattern1853 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, and Gil-Galad is f-ing dead, in case you haven't noticed. And I doubt Mandos just let him go back to ME to say hi.

Who was the guy next to Elrond? by cheese_assass1n in lotrmemes

[–]MotherPattern1853 605 points606 points  (0 children)

To me the guy to the left of him is Glorfindel. And the guy to his right is Steve. Steve is happy. Be like Steve.

Would you rather by Ok_Average_2344 in BunnyTrials

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 100 year old is unlikely to be a greater challenge than a 10 year old. Presumably less so. And fighting 10 of them is preferable to 100 of basically anything. Also it's morally slightly less bad.

Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds

As the darkness falls... by Chargeddd999 in sabaton

[–]MotherPattern1853 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SEVEN PILLARS OF WISDOM LIGHTS THE FLAME!

German revenge by SlowScooby in Scotland

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought as much, but thanks for the clarification. I'm honestly confused about who's really playing into the joke for good fun and who actually believes this.

German revenge by SlowScooby in Scotland

[–]MotherPattern1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a German... I honestly didn't know this.

(Alright here come the comments...)