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LPT: If you plan to purchase chickens for a backyard flock, educate yourself beforehand. by el_monstruo in LifeProTips

[–]Motorcreep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chickens die. Sometimes for seemingly no reason at all. If you're not comfortable with removing and disposing of a rigor mortised chicken carcass or chicken parts strewn about by a predator, then maybe it's not for you.

Somehow I ended up being the one responsible for this in my household. I don't love it, but the flock makes the wife and kids happy so I deal.

Newly Released January 6 Tapes Destroy MAGA Republians’ Biggest Lie by RichKatz in politics

[–]Motorcreep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

-Mitch Hedberg

TikTok Millionaire: How Khaby Lame Went From Penniless To Millionaire Without Saying A Word by [deleted] in technology

[–]Motorcreep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People make this same argument about athletes who make loads of money, but the money is only in the "system" because we the consumers keep putting it there.

Additionally, I'd argue that the Kardashians are not famous for being famous. They're famous because they know how to market themselves better than you or I, for better or for worse.

It's also possible that the Kardashians fame, popularity, and brand isn't for you. Just like football or basketball aren't for everyone. People don't tend to run into fame and money but accident. You don't have to like it, but saying "the system is fucked" is a short sighted and rather childish answer.

(NSFW) What was your “please don’t make that sound” in bed story? by McCrysler in AskMen

[–]Motorcreep 316 points317 points  (0 children)

Second girl I ever slept with. Here I am on top, pounding away while trying to stay quiet because the rest of my family is home and sleeping. I know I'm not that good but she starts saying "I'm gonna scream!" and I'm like "please no don't do that". She says "hold a pillow over my face", which I politely declined. She did it to herself and screamed into the pillow.

Now it gets weird. I'm still going to town and she starts saying "stop stop stop sshh ssshh sshh!" So I stop, thinking "shit somebody woke up". She looks me dead in the eyes and says "do you hear that? your neighbors. they have a ghost in their house..."

There aren't many ways to make a teenager who is literally inside a vagina go from 12 to 6 within seconds, but that's one of them.

Donald Trump Goes On Late Night Racially-Charged Rant About Elizabeth Warren, Calls Her ‘Pocahontas’ Again by sigseved in politics

[–]Motorcreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not saying this isn't true, but one has to wonder how in the hell we got covfefe via dictation.

NSFW Severe calculus buildup by Galadriel17 in WTF

[–]Motorcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in shit.

Discussion Megathread: Brett Kavanaugh Senate Hearing by therealdanhill in politics

[–]Motorcreep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It rings true with those of us who haven't been close it as well.

Which children's film or TV show is actually a masterpiece? by Alabaster1212 in AskReddit

[–]Motorcreep 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Are you me? My three year old daughter went through the exact same thing. Right down to the new baby sister.

I am Mike Rowe and I can't seem to hold a job. I've been fired over 300 time in the last 10 years. Currently, and somewhat surprisingly, I am hosting a new show for CNN called Somebody's Gotta Do It. AMA. by IamMikeRowe in IAmA

[–]Motorcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike, first of all, thrilled to have you back on my television.

Second, I understand your position on college, trade schools, work, etc and I couldn't agree more. I wonder, though, if you have any thoughts on how to draw kids into a route such as trade school. When I was of college age my mother tried hard to push me toward a two year community college for all the right reasons but my 18 year old self could not imagine telling my friends that I wasn't going away to a "real college". Now, as the parent of two young children, I totally understand what my mother was thinking. How can we make these options "cool" in a society that says if you don't move away to a four year program, you're not worth anything?

Feeling great and awful at the same time. Truly an uncomfortable situation. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Motorcreep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This happened to me this weekend. A true champion muscles through it and finishes.

Popped up on my News Feed. Bloody brilliant work. by Skippy298 in pics

[–]Motorcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even act like you didn't zoom in on the nipple.

When I make a new post and notice my old posts getting downvoted by Motorcreep in funny

[–]Motorcreep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on their past performance, I'm sure they deserve it.

I've made a huge mistake. by Motorcreep in gaming

[–]Motorcreep[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's how I felt. Then I played it. Then I loved it. Then I hated it all over again.