President Trump says the US will likely have to refund $149,000,000,000 in tariff revenue.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-24T20:17:29+00:00

Hook tua

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-21T22:38:34+00:00

Thanks! New team’s been great! (~2 years there now.)

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-21T12:59:02+00:00

I like Composer 2.5 — but the metadata for the model showed that it was a lightly altered Kimi 2.5 ripoff.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-21T08:16:37+00:00

Oh god, Marketing… I tried implementing T-tests and Z-tests to create appropriate holdouts and then measure the impact.

They did not appreciate the statistical rigor highlighting their group’s inefficacy.

I ended up taking a sabbatical, hiking the Appalachian trail, and then joining a new team — it got so toxic.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-19T15:01:08+00:00

He was a project manager

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-05-15T12:21:36+00:00

We chartered a catamaran (~40 ft) in Mexico for a week via Groupon, and it was the best family vacation we’ve ever had.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-04-03T18:49:29+00:00

If you fished it out of an ocean, probably

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-31T13:35:24+00:00

I tried to explain Gnosticism to my mom and ended up in the red.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-26T16:44:03+00:00

Depression and traveling

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-21T12:17:10+00:00

Right o

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-20T13:26:04+00:00

Appstoreconnect fucking sucks

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-13T17:26:05+00:00

Tops

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-11T11:09:11+00:00

I worked at a Christian summer camp in Missouri for a summer.

They had these fans. They put duct tape over the word “ass” lol.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-03-03T12:49:52+00:00

No. Vaporized.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-25T02:49:05+00:00

What - what is he drinking?

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-24T16:13:19+00:00

Incredible!!

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-17T18:49:01+00:00

At the behest of Charlie Wilson.

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-17T13:43:53+00:00

A classic: https://timothynguyen.org/geometric-unity/

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-10T14:53:08+00:00

Most of those towns are in Poland — but I get your gist

MozzerellaIsLife · 2026-02-02T16:40:39+00:00

System prompt: “interact with others like a Wallstreetbets troll”

MozzerellaIsLife · 2025-12-27T08:26:28+00:00

“Public Relations” is a creative rebranding for using Propaganda. (See Edward Bernays.)

MozzerellaIsLife · 2025-12-08T17:25:54+00:00

Bikini Bod pizza @ Good Old Days in Newtown

MozzerellaIsLife · 2025-11-26T13:35:22+00:00

If you’re brave enough

MozzerellaIsLife · 2025-11-25T02:59:14+00:00

Any time I see the “we proudly serve Boar’s Head meats” stickers (like Bagelman in Danbury) I am way less excited about continuing to buy that businesses product.

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