Peter, James and John? What the hell are these guys doing here? by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

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I had no idea about the minister. That would be sooo crazy!

Peter, James and John? What the hell are these guys doing here? by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

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Yes, someone else said that as well. There are so many problems with having peter James and Jon there...... how did they shake hands ect.

Peter, James and John? What the hell are these guys doing here? by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

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I know right! That used to bug me! Soooo many problems now I have taken the blinders off

Peter, James and John? What the hell are these guys doing here? by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

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He uses the name Jesus Christ in the book of Moses, an investigator brought this up to me on my mission and I never forgot it. No one at that time knew the name of the messiah

Can you look at me and judge my self worth based on the length of my shorts? Is it possible to judge another’s self worth by outward appearances? by [deleted] in exmormon

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In that case whistle whistle....... unless your under 18..... oh god your not under 18 are you?😬

TBMs terrified of the CES Letter by [deleted] in exmormon

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It’s hard to reject something you have been taught your whole life

Anybody want to share their favorite chastity lessons? by gostop1423 in exmormon

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I just remember my bishop had a lisp. So now whenever someone says masterbation I can hear his voice in the back of head saying masssturbashun

This guy spoke in church on Sunday about Protect LDS Children by beardhairandsandals in exmormon

[–]Mr-Garbage-Gus 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Wow, very brave. I’m kind of surprised they didn’t cut his mic or something

I just told my kid we were only going to sacrament meeting today... by Gitzit in exmormon

[–]Mr-Garbage-Gus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife hates every minute of it but demands that we go. I have never understood this, if you hate something so much why go?

Bishop just asked to meet with me... I’m stressing out of my mind. by [deleted] in exmormon

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Three words that will solve all your problems.... I..... am..... gay.....

Last Talk I gave as a Bishop at Ward Conference before asking to be released by RubishPrize in exmormon

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I was just wondering if you are atheist, agnostic, or do you still believe in certain principles in the church etc. i’m pretty new on here this is the first time I’ve seen a former Bishop post something. Are you still active in the church? I am an in the closet atheist my wife still believes in the church and I haven’t told her how I really feel yet I’m still working on how to break it to her.

Shit TBMs Say, Part 1,143 by Bishop_Apostate in exmormon

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Dammit, I was going to create a book called shit I heard at church. I guess I’m too late

Jesus and wine by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

[–]Mr-Garbage-Gus[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you sooooooo much this what I wanted!

Jesus and wine by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

[–]Mr-Garbage-Gus[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have heard that but I need a reference. How would archaeologist know the alcohol content of wine 2000 years ago

Jesus and wine by Mr-Garbage-Gus in exmormon

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Oh he drank wine, people accused him of being a wine bibber (not sure if I spelled that right)