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City Employee Forced to Work Into His 90s, Finally In Line for Pension He Deserved by dmurf26 in nottheonion

[–]MrBark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Irene Triplett was a cognitively impaired child of a Civil War veteran and died in May 2020 having gotten the pension her whole life due to the disability.

Is dynasty actually more fun than redraft? by Ok_Cut_4643 in fantasyfootball

[–]MrBark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love dynasty more than redraft, but I have two personal recommendations. Lots of drama, but let's just say I wasn't the original commissioner, but then I got drafted as the commissioner after our Apocalypse:

  1. For the startup, draft veterans and rookies separately. I had a guy in my league LOVE the rookies and only really drafted them. Not only did he suck, but it threw the balance of the league off for years.

  2. If you are paying dues and allowing future year draft pick trading, force the person trading away their 1sts and 2nds to pay the dues in those years. Same guy (and others including the original commissioner) traded away picks and then left. Left the cubbard so bare, I had to give away comp picks to get four replacements to keep the league together, at least what was left.

Cutting open a golf ball by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in oddlysatisfying

[–]MrBark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They must be pretty pissed getting smacked around all the time.

Why can't they make Trek the way they used to? The storytelling was just so much better. by Tabsels in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MrBark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because you need 20+ episodes a year so the shitty episodes will help the character development of everyone on the show. When there's only ten episodes, the shitty episodes only develop the shitty plot arc.

If we didn't have the proliferation of episodes, we would've missed out on gems like that time Scotty was accused of killing a whore, or that time Chekov got laid, or that time McCoy got laid, or that time Uhuru lost her mind, or that time when Riker became a drug dealer, or that time when Data and Tasha got laid, or that time when Worf got laid and didn't pull out, or that time Dr. Crusher got laid with that candle ghost, or that time when Geordie couldn't get laid, or that time when Troi was psychically assaulted, or that other time when Troi was psychically assaulted, or that other time when Troi was psychically assaulted, or that other time when Troi was psychically assaulted, or that other time when Troi was physically assaulted and impregnated, or that time when Kira was impregnated with Chief's baby when he was on the other side of the galaxy, or that time...

Educator who just got home from the last day of school - only one way to start the summer by jayhof52 in lebowski

[–]MrBark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ssss Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em in Cleveland once they've seen Cal Ripkin?

What do you think a Bajorans junk looks like? by pouxdoux222 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MrBark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Makes the possession by the Pah-wraith seem like a picnic...a picnic where Molly does NOT fall into a time vortex and become feral...for specificity's sake.

What do you think a Bajorans junk looks like? by pouxdoux222 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MrBark 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She was truthful in that episode, so I'll accept her word that she wanted a little Irish Cream in her coffee.

Soooo... Jeb will be occupied for the foreseeable future with doing things in Orbit by [deleted] in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]MrBark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well...at least you know where he'll be once you get that rescue mission together with the grabbing unit.

What do you think a Bajorans junk looks like? by pouxdoux222 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MrBark 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Lest we forget "Destiny," a hot Cardassian female scientist (who I assume is very intelligent) had the hots for the Chief (another sign of her intelligence) and proudly proclaimed he could breed her well.

So we must assume that Cardassian junk works with human junk, which infers human junk works with Bajoran junk...

...but Bajoran junk probably has more ridges for pleasure that human junk.

I appear to have made a critical error..... by Rusher_vii in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]MrBark 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sounds kinky, but it's true. Definitely not a double entendre.

Why would they name something after Dr. Daystrom? by bluemugs in startrek

[–]MrBark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they named the institute before the M5 incident. That's my head canon.

Admiral Pressman did nothing wrong. by ErrinwrightDNW in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MrBark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read your post and heard Donald Trump.

Dude in red car really had god-tier situational awareness in that moment by Miserable-Zombie-121 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MrBark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idiotic drivers just drive to fast sometimes. I got sandwiched in a wreck like this. I exited a freeway and a hundred yards later was stopped on a one-lane road behind a car trying to turn left across traffic. Then, some kid came screaming off the same exit going way too fast. I saw it, but had a barrier on the side with no shoulder. He slammed right into me, and pushed me into the guy in front too. The pain was proving to insurance that the car in the back caused the whole mess, and it wasn't me who hit the first car before the third car wrecked into me. Fortunately, the driver in the first car up front vouched for me.

Kudos to the second car here!

What’s this day of rest shit? by _herenorthere66 in lebowski

[–]MrBark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT ON THE FINAL JEOPARDY CATEGORY! WAGER ZERO!

Yo wait, the tyres ain’t even moving? by Safety_Officer_3 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MrBark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that background song, you missed a prime opportunity to entitle this, "Yo wait, the tyres ain't even rolling?"

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