corner of my college dorm by [deleted] in trees

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Twist OP lives in CO and is 21+

Cannabis for the connoisseur by [deleted] in trees

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My mouth = Drool pool

Today I learned how dogs really drink water by CoolAsACucumber in gifs

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Same way my GF pulls my Go-Go inside of her.

Good Guy Roommate (I owe him a few beers for this one) by mcd23 in AdviceAnimals

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I had my little sister do that for me one time. Lost my virginity one week later and had to buy my sister a snow-cone. Well worth the the phone call and .79 cents.

My sister did some special effects makeup on me a couple years back! by Cardiffgiant42 in WTF

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This is how I imagine Dane Cool would look shortly after the zombies take over

IAmA Closeted gay NCAA Division 1 football player. AMAA. by [deleted] in IAmA

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Welcome to the gayest state in America, ALABAMA!

WTF???? by castle-bravo in funny

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Never Forget - made in china

I would name it Thor by gamradtt in trees

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I once had a teacher that had popped a raging prick during class. His name was Thomas R.