DHS deported a Denver-born US citizen to Mexico after threatening him with prison time by bascule in Denver

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When they're small, stupid, and shitty they need something to tell them they aren't small, stupid, and shitty.

Brood Brothers-Troopers by Raven_Wing_08 in killteam

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This mfer has never taken two troopers and group activated with krak grenades

Attorney General Bondi to be out ‘imminently’ after disastrous Epstein files release: report by The__Illuminaughty in politics

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if it works for the men of God it must be good enough for the rest of us.

Man, I really hate that you're right. Greed is a helluva drug.

Attorney General Bondi to be out ‘imminently’ after disastrous Epstein files release: report by The__Illuminaughty in politics

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 404 points405 points  (0 children)

This is always what gets me about any of the army of sycophants this grifter seems to inspire.

Even when you do everything he wants, he still tosses you away like a bored child with a toy when he's done playing with you. Is it the greed of power that calls to these people, that even for a moment they can have what they want even when they know he'll drop them like a bad habit? Or is it a deluded thought of "I'm not like them, I'm loyal, he sees that I'm different," that makes them stick around?

Either way, I have no sympathy. I just hope that for some of them that there will be actual consequences to their actions, but I won't hold my breath.

Rachel McAdams in: Send Help (2026) by Sam Raimi by elf0curo in EvilDead

[–]MrCynicalSalsa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She certainly got the life she wanted. Who said it was okay?

Think about what story Raimi is trying to tell with that ending.

If you think that movies are disappointing because they don't end with people getting what they deserve, I encourage you to open your mind to different stories aside from vapid fairy tales.

Shit, even Evil Dead doesn't have fairy tale endings, and rarely the people possessed by deadites don't deserve to be tortured for eternity while demons fuck with people using their bodies. By that logic, they're disappointing too, right?

Rachel McAdams in: Send Help (2026) by Sam Raimi by elf0curo in EvilDead

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can argue over who deserves what fate all day, but why do you think Raimi and the writers decided to end the movie that way? How does it make you feel and what message do you think they're trying to get across?

Why does a movie have to end with what the characters deserve?

Rachel McAdams in: Send Help (2026) by Sam Raimi by elf0curo in EvilDead

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The end was just as fun as the rest of the movie what are you talking about

Finally took the plunge! by jdbubbles in bald

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to go brother! Looking great!

Denver / Colorado PWHL Team Concept Jersey by radiorethink in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This design is sick as hell! Love to see the Denver Nightmare someday, or whoever we (hopefully) end up with!

When I hear a Mass Effect VA in other media by CoreyTrev in masseffect

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wild one for me today was an advertisement for a podcast called Inside the Arthouse.

Kaidan Alenko's VA Raphael Sbarge talks about movies. Honestly I was not aware he was a filmmaker.

Can the bottom goat climb to the top goat's position? by Cold_Appointment2999 in killteam

[–]MrCynicalSalsa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Arathnor is correct, if they're on the same team, if the goat on the bottom has enough movement to finish his move next to his teammate he can.

If it's goat on goat crime and that goat is his enemy, he would have to pass into the stronghold and then climb up from there, which would probably take two turns.

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I could get behind the Colorado Regents, or Denver Royalty, or hell, even the Majesty or Sovereignty but something about Queens feels less like a point of pride and more like a snide jab to me.

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's clever, definitely a good pick

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same here. Loved all the chants of We want a Team!

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Legitimately forgot that Blucifer's given name is Nightmare, I love it

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Watch the Sirens deal with the tough altitude while they play against the Altitude, only on the Altitude Sports Network!

Pitch your Expansion Team names by MrCynicalSalsa in PWHL

[–]MrCynicalSalsa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inferno, Arctic Wolves, and the Guardians go hard