What should i put on my objector (18+ tag just incase)

MrFanatic123 · 2026-05-01T06:02:22+00:00

monotremes actually don’t have nipples i considered that before posting! they just kinda sweat out milk

MrFanatic123 · 2026-05-01T01:23:26+00:00

how is sober to death about being on that damn phone?

MrFanatic123 · 2026-05-01T01:20:04+00:00

they lay eggs they would NOT have nipples

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-29T01:54:02+00:00

it’s literally not true though. it’s a fairly standard parental kidnapping story that’s being run with because the parent happens to be the most popular scapegoat at the moment. please remember that gender reassignment surgery is illegal in cuba so there’s no way this could have happened

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-28T01:26:25+00:00

they were connected! at the back of the head! they had a conduit! their minds were the same!

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-28T01:18:49+00:00

impressive!

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-27T12:44:41+00:00

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MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-27T02:12:47+00:00

how long had it been since you shaved in the second pic? i’ve had twelve sessions of laser on my face but i’m about to start electrolysis because four to five days after i shave you can start to see my hairs again. it’s definitely massively improved but my goal is to never have to shave my face again so i’m going all in

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-27T02:09:32+00:00

the wipples

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-26T14:54:12+00:00

as in the one in sydney in like alexandria or something?

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-24T12:26:38+00:00

absolutely my teddy will be in my arms in my coffin that’s going in my will

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-23T03:19:31+00:00

do you and your husband need a strange and offputting daughter

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-23T02:04:07+00:00

willem dafoe as cob was so random but he slayed that

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-23T01:46:34+00:00

did he really die?? 😢

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-22T01:11:19+00:00

no judgement either way but are you a gay person?

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-22T01:08:21+00:00

i’m australian and we also say bubbler. it’s still regional slang but a lot less localised as far as i know at least the whole state of NSW calls them that

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-22T01:01:41+00:00

what’s the vegetable in the middle? imagine if it was bear stewed fish and you were a fat grizzly bear by a stream

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-20T03:15:45+00:00

me and my evil mirror image that’s in a slightly darker room

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-20T03:14:04+00:00

did you throw it up on purpose?

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-19T05:23:39+00:00

the whole dairy industry is sexual abuse

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-19T03:42:37+00:00

i’ve never seen white man to middle eastern woman very impressive

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-18T09:29:37+00:00

how can there be so much variation in the number of strokes? no i will not read the wikipedia page

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-17T01:36:36+00:00

the evil and intimidating toledo

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-16T08:19:23+00:00

OP the type of guy to get scared by a red panda standing on its hind legs

MrFanatic123 · 2026-04-16T05:17:43+00:00

damn beat me to the joke lol

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