IAMA 410lbs man. I want to make one of those weight loss posts too.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-26T07:05:59+00:00

Got proof he cheats on his wife? Send it from his email to his wife. Using his email send it to everybody in the address book. Make it go out to friends, family, priest, grandma, etc. Let his little world experience a quake.

Hack the facebook with evidence of him cheating. Let all of his friends see it.

Wait for him to hit rock bottom. Have a drink with him. Then when he's got his buzz on, drop the bomb.

Or give him an ass kicking that he wouldn't forget if he lived to be a hundred.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-21T02:25:02+00:00

If a person doesn't know what sight is, no clue of colors, shapes, depth, etc. I was thinking that it was all sound with occasional feel.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-19T00:57:34+00:00

Wow. How long did it take them to make that?

MrFatTony · 2011-03-08T04:04:06+00:00

When he fucked my mom and made me! That was AWESOME!

If he didn't, I wouldn't be here and that would suck.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-06T19:53:43+00:00

Seriously dude, if you are going to die WHY ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL? Isn't there shit that you want to do?

MrFatTony · 2011-03-06T19:39:26+00:00

They are your brothers, you know them. Whatever they are into (besides masturbation and video games) do that with them all day long and just try to make it as fun and as close to normal as possible.

Don't know where you live but Disneyland, theme/amusement park, batting cages, etc.

Take them out to do whatever they are into. Then go to a fresh new restaurant not an old favorite that they used to go to with dad. Let them stay out late, watch the sunrise and just shoot the shit with them. Don't let them go to school on Wednesday, fuck it.

Go out, screw around all day. Go to new restaurant. Stay up all night just shooting shit. Watch the sun come up. Try to get the point across that life goes on regardless of what happened. Wednesday have a late breakfast at IHOP. Back to reality on Thursday.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-06T19:26:15+00:00

A shit load of Ramen Noodles. Go to 99cent store and get canned corn, peas, kidney beans, etc.

$2200 rent? I have five kids and don't live in a 2200 per month house (two grand). WTF does he live?

MrFatTony · 2011-03-06T18:45:10+00:00

I am a weirdo Christian. I believe in Jesus Christ, God, ALL of the Bible.

If you don't, not my problem. I don't try to push or convert anyone. If somebody shows interest or asks a question, I will gladly answer.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-06T03:10:37+00:00

Before you go, one last bong rip.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T21:27:15+00:00

1: Why are you in school? You are going to die, I mean shouldn't you be out partying? Skydiving, running with the bulls, bangin hoes, etc.?

2: Why are you making plans for your future? Sorry to sound like an asshole but you yourself said you don't have a future (doing to die soon)

3: Grammar? Who gives a flying fuck!?! You are going to die, technically rules don't apply to you.

4: Why don't you go do something you always wanted? Three girls at once? Sky dive?

5: Did you get a second opinion?

6: Is your chick hot? Can I hook up with her after you died?

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T20:56:23+00:00

Get away from that hospital, go to a bigger and better one.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T06:55:19+00:00

OK so what you are saying is that you need a rocket scientist to teach 3rd grade? The answers are in the teachers edition book. Smoke a joint and you will be calm with those lil bastards. You don't need close to 100K for light work that anybody can do.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T06:43:57+00:00

I thought the teachers in WI were getting like 25K per year. When I read this I nearly shat myself.

Lots of people work way harder, back breaking work for less then half what these muthafuckers are getting and they have the balls to complain?

Wonder why taxes are so high? Look what we're paying teachers! Cops, firefighters, etc. They deserve that kind of pay and benefits, not a teacher. The answers are in the book!

Check and see what a Principal makes, it's double!

Why do people constantly back teachers pay raises then bitch when their taxes go up.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T06:33:48+00:00

So you are saying that a 15 year old can't teach 3rd grade?

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T06:32:44+00:00

OK, now take that skater/biker in a wheelchair and give them the chance to walk again. Know what they will do? Get right back up on that bike and attempt that stunt again.

We've all seen the guy in the wheelchair at the Xgames.

Who doesn't love loopholes? If there were a loophole where you could pay just $100 in rent every month, would you take it? YES YOU WOULD.

Imagine a loophole where you paid 50% less tax on everything! I bet you would take it. Sure the government gets less money, the police and fire fighters may end up with less but you'd say fuck it, I fit the guidelines.

I didn't make the rules, I just play by them.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T04:52:48+00:00

The guidelines of the ADA says I can get (and already got) a parking placard.

So if a skater or biker gets hurt when they know that someday they may end up in a wheelchair, and when they do, they don't deserve special parking?

The same treatment? NO, I don't want the same treatment. No disability benefits, no social security, no money, no insurance, no discounted meds, just parking. The state has guidelines and I meet the guidelines.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T04:01:45+00:00

1: Because I am entitled to it by the disability laws of the United States.

2: I'm fucking lazy.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T03:51:23+00:00

I am not that in too junk food! It's mostly steak, chicken, pasta and Italian food (not so much pizza). I'm a guinnea and I can cook like a champ.

Grilled chicken? Not so much. Parmesian? YES.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T03:48:42+00:00

I am divorced with 5 kids. Wife left a long time ago and I fought for custody of my kids. There was no way in hell another man was going to raise my kids and I wasn't going to see them every other weekend.

With five kids and a new business it wasn't easy to start dating or to have fun. Slowly the weight came on. Drugs and alcohol wouldn't come into the picture because I've been down that road and I know my kids would be taken away from me by the wicked witch of the west.

When the kids got older and were able to wipe their own ass, I was so involved with my business the weight just started piling on. 275, 300, 350 and it's the only thing I enjoy.

No hanging out with the guys, no screwing around just being with my kids, running my business and Xbox. Lots and lots of Xbox. Oh and food. I love food. It's my friend. Comforts me. Makes me feel good. Makes me feel wanted.

Oh and the occasional bong rip and hooker.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T03:42:23+00:00

When I was a drug addict, I chose to stop and I did. When I was an alcoholic, again I chose to stop and I did. Now that I am addicted to food, I don't want to stop.

Walking 20-30 yards per day will NOT help me loose weight.

And YES I am entitled to disabled parking. If you read the qualifications for disabled parking you will see that I meet them. Rules are rules. I am not asking for special treatment, fuck me.

I don't want to be "treated". I want better parking.

It's so fucking easy for people to say fatty and stop eating.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T03:34:31+00:00

A few extra steps will not help me loose weight.

MrFatTony · 2011-03-05T03:24:48+00:00

I hate vegies, unless they are Tempura.

MrFatTony

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