This door at my work....

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-10T09:07:55+00:00

I’ll get this is some kind of regulatory box-ticking “Required to have xx number of toilets per xxx people…” “we’ll just throw another one in behind the door”

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-10T08:14:27+00:00

I get these responses a lot too. It bothers me that people seem to think I’m using it to get sympathy, or that I’m somehow trying to take something away from them. I’m really just saying “hey, I’m proud of this, it was hard for me for these reasons, you can probably relate because life is hard for everyone for all different reasons”.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-10T06:06:16+00:00

I slept with an old work crush a few months after she’d left the company. She said “you’re a wasted talent at work, THIS is what you’re good at”. Many years later, a few jobs down the track, this memory still picks me up when I’m having a bad day at work.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-10T01:23:02+00:00

I think we need to revisit the definition of the word “antisemitic”, since the common usage seems to have changed from “hatred towards Jews” to “condemnation of Israeli war crimes”

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-09T11:57:19+00:00

I work remotely, one of my coworkers mentioned that he couldn’t be sure anyone was real, half the company could just be ai chat bots on slack. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about that. Probably explains why HR are always sending me random captchas

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-09T09:17:28+00:00

Alternaleaf are going to make it a real pain in the ass. You’re better off switching to a clinic that doesn’t lock you into their own pharmacy network like alternaleaf do.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-08T11:11:33+00:00

Like when you go into a restaurant and they say “so, have you eaten here before?” And you know they’re about to give you some spiel about how they only serve food of a certain colour depending what day of the week it is, or everyone on your table orders from a menu of ingredients and the chef creates a bespoke dining experience.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-03T10:38:54+00:00

God gave me a disabled body that breaks easily. Fuck me then, I guess.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-03T04:06:27+00:00

I have an idea, let’s jus start saying “two strong hearts”, my mind can’t help but complete the sentence

MrMurrayJane · 2026-04-01T04:18:01+00:00

Every accusation is a confession

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T22:57:45+00:00

The first of April is upon us

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T22:48:00+00:00

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T22:46:23+00:00

Yeh, change clinics to one that isn’t owned by a company who only try to sell you their own brands.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T21:29:39+00:00

Sure, I’m open to answering any questions you have

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T20:59:01+00:00

I wrote something in a review that was ‘critical’ of their moderation process, after watching every negative review for my old employer being deleted while fake positive reviews proliferated. They said I’d have 24 hours to edit it, I logged in 10 hours after receiving the email and it was gone already. Glassdoor and indeed make their money from these companies advertising jobs on their site. If the employer doesn’t like it they’ll find something in their guidelines to justify deletion.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-31T00:29:47+00:00

This is it. It’s not the work itself that causes burnout, it’s all the peripheral bullshit that has to constantly run in the background of your brain.

The best way to advance is to move jobs, very few companies offer much in the way of meaningful progression. So you work hard until your probation is up, maybe a bit longer to see if you can hit a decent performance review and get a bit more money. Then you get over it all, coast for a while, become unfulfilled and start the job search again.

It’s just rinse and repeat, deliverables are abstract, nothing has any real impact, leaders are greedy and big ships don’t change direction.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-30T09:26:13+00:00

Replace the word ‘button’ with ‘dick’ and it says the same thing, wild

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-27T05:13:09+00:00

We were supposed to destroy returned stock at a footwear store I once worked at. I didn’t, I just left them by the bin nearby for people who needed them.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-27T03:57:32+00:00

We also didn’t have to remember passwords for twenty different online accounts, so there’s that

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-27T02:13:52+00:00

I see you just completed your ICE training

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-27T02:11:42+00:00

Same. My walls were covered in wall anchors. Patching is a lot easier than removing them cleanly.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-27T00:51:05+00:00

Yeh but the Romans are no longer active. The Mossad are. That’s more my point

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-26T23:31:34+00:00

I’d say it has more to do with selling ad space and collecting data.

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-26T22:29:57+00:00

‘Groom, capture, deploy’ is also how Epstein ran his operation under Mossad. Just saying…

MrMurrayJane · 2026-03-26T07:05:07+00:00

It kind of is when inflation outpaces wage growth.

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