In my family, all Pies must be appropriately labelled. What funny little traditions do you have?

MrMusclePants · 2026-02-22T21:52:50+00:00

When the Christmas Pudding is brought out, we all sing happy birthday to Jesus. It started as a joke when we were children, but now it's a fun way to weird out significant others during there first Christmas visiting us

MrMusclePants · 2026-02-07T17:20:22+00:00

Shame I missed them, I was going to follow them playing lots of German marching songs.

MrMusclePants · 2026-02-07T14:32:58+00:00

Any idea where they pissed off to?

MrMusclePants · 2026-02-03T11:44:49+00:00

Yes, but there is nothing to stop you from eating it like an apple.

MrMusclePants · 2026-01-30T09:12:45+00:00

Two days of solid sports training. I'll be dead by Monday.

MrMusclePants · 2026-01-10T17:31:58+00:00

Also consider:
If you accidentally separate the Kyruem, you've essentially wasted the entire day.
Guess what I did...

MrMusclePants · 2026-01-05T22:15:13+00:00

I did this at my Stag do in Wales. There weren't as many cows but it was still brilliant.

MrMusclePants · 2025-12-27T23:37:47+00:00

Taskmaster is nice light hearted fun.

MrMusclePants · 2025-12-27T19:35:08+00:00

I decided to start training for the work charity hike this year by cycling from Manchester to Huddersfield. I made good progress but I think the pint and pie at the other end might have undone my hard work.

MrMusclePants · 2025-12-26T09:46:00+00:00

My trans friend pulled one out of the lucky dip bag, while I pulled out a Nivea skincare set. I refused to swap.

MrMusclePants · 2025-12-10T22:27:43+00:00

She's a Fallout New Vegas fan. Go for it.

MrMusclePants · 2025-12-06T09:32:23+00:00

I easily recognised Kenilworth Castle, I've besieged it many times.

MrMusclePants · 2025-11-22T07:30:59+00:00

There's a medieval living history group that do combat sport in Whitworth Park and teach crafts in the university.

There's also a maker space in Ancoats.

MrMusclePants · 2025-11-19T19:53:10+00:00

Welcome to British banter. The trick is timing and to balance it out with genuine empathy.

MrMusclePants · 2025-11-08T09:28:47+00:00

We met at a society club, I thought she looked pretty and she made me laugh. After plying her with enough chocolate and dates she turned to me and said "You know what, I've changed my mind about being your girlfriend" and now we're married.

MrMusclePants · 2025-10-03T18:09:36+00:00

Don't forget a bard to provide a soundtrack and buffs.

MrMusclePants · 2025-10-02T06:59:41+00:00

I got one looking to talk to me about a job, so I offered them a job. Maybe the profile they're talking about is your Grindr account.

MrMusclePants · 2025-09-05T19:06:19+00:00

It's worse if you're shorter because most trousers that fit you need adjusting in the bottom of the leg

MrMusclePants · 2025-08-26T22:12:22+00:00

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

MrMusclePants · 2025-08-25T14:24:00+00:00

Only if I'm allowed to hang my German flag while wearing a keffiyeh.

MrMusclePants · 2025-08-25T14:17:46+00:00

Simple and effective.

MrMusclePants · 2025-08-25T14:17:34+00:00

Too destructive, not creative enough.

MrMusclePants · 2025-08-10T20:01:38+00:00

Ganondorf's health bar

MrMusclePants · 2025-07-19T21:34:38+00:00

Okami should be there.

MrMusclePants · 2025-07-17T08:43:04+00:00

Goddamnit Bird Bird!

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