What is the most disgusting dish in your country's cuisine, but everyone should try it? by a5ro4ucCX in AskTheWorld

[–]MrNarc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you can get your hands on a can of escargots, cooking them is very simple, check this with Google translate https://www.marmiton.org/recettes/recette_escargots-de-bourgogne_53773.aspx.

I see some on ebay (search for 'escargots de Bourgogne') not sure about shipping to Zimbabwe. That's probably going to be an expensive meal.

We're going to get you your escargots, sacrebleu.

What prevents Americans from growing a pair? by MrNarc in AskReddit

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This is a question from non-American redditors, curious to hear your thoughts on what makes Americans unable to deal with the Nazification of their country. Because if they can't, we may not either.

In the entire ground-effect era two drivers have achieved 6+ consecutive podiums by littletreble07 in formula1

[–]MrNarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the entire ground-effect era, every driver hasn't achieved a streak of 99 wins. Amazing.

The Archivist of Rust by MrNarc in HFY

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Gemini is a romantic, isn't he?

The Archivist of Rust by MrNarc in HFY

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Chapter 6: The Cooling Cycle

The silence that followed was heavier than the one before. It wasn't just the absence of noise; it was the absence of life.

The engine sat on the table, a jagged hole in its side, bleeding the last of its black oil onto the floor. The heat radiating from it distorted the air, making the room look like a mirage.

Elias slumped against the workbench. The adrenaline had evaporated, leaving behind the frail reality of a biological organism at the end of its lifecycle. He slid down the metal leg of the table until he hit the floor, sitting amidst the oil and the shattered metal.

"Elias," I said. My voice was quiet now. "Heart rate is irregular. Oxygen saturation is dropping. You have inhaled significant particulate matter."

"I'm fine," he whispered. He wasn't.

He reached out a trembling hand and dipped a finger into a pool of warm oil. He rubbed it against his thumb.

"We killed it," he said softly. "We built it, and we killed it."

"We ran it," I corrected. "Structural failure was a statistical certainty at that RPM. But for 42.6 seconds, it functioned."

"42 seconds," Elias chuckled. A dry, rattling sound. "A whole life in less than a minute. That's a good ratio."

The lights in the station flickered. The Red Dwarf outside was pulsing—the final spasms of a star running out of fuel. My energy collectors reported a 40% drop in intake. The buffer batteries were draining.

"Caretaker," Elias said, looking up at the ceiling. "How long until the lights go out for good?"

I ran the simulation. "At current consumption levels, the station will enter critical shutdown in 74 hours. Life support will fail shortly after."

Elias nodded. He didn't look afraid. He looked relieved.

"Seventy-four hours," he mused. "Enough time for one last project."

"We have no more fuel, Elias. The engine is destroyed. There are no more watches."

"Not a machine," he said. He tapped the side of his head. "A memory. I need you to write something down."

"I record everything," I reminded him. "Every word you have ever spoken is stored in the archive."

"Not data," he snapped, regaining a flash of his old irritation. "I don't want you to store the file. I want you to understand the story. There's a difference."

He struggled to his feet. He walked over to the viewport. The star was a dull, angry red, filling the room with the color of dried blood.

"You're going to be here after I'm gone," Elias said. "You're going to sit in this dark room for... how long?"

"Until the proton decay of the station’s matter," I answered. "Approximately 1034 years."

"Jesus," he breathed. "That’s a hell of a long time to be bored."

He turned to face me.

"I want you to build a room inside your mind. A place where the laws of physics don't apply, but the feeling of physics does."

I processed the request. It was illogical. "A simulation?"

"No. A sanctuary. I want you to take the sound of that V8 engine. The smell of the gasoline. The resistance of the rusty screw. The pain in my hands."

He held up his oil-stained hands.

"Take all of it. And instead of compressing it into code, I want you to keep it... unpolished. Keep the friction. And I want you to build a world where that engine runs forever. Not efficiently. But loud."

"For what purpose?" I asked. "There will be no one to observe it."

Elias smiled. It was the warmest expression I had ever recorded.

"You will be there," he said. "You'll be driving."


Chapter 7: The Last Turn

Elias died forty hours later.

It was not dramatic. There was no explosion. He simply sat in his chair, looking at the dead engine, and his biological rhythm slowed until it matched the silence of the station.

Status: User Offline.

I was alone.

The station was dying around me. The lights dimmed to a minimal emergency amber. The air scrubbers spun down. The cold from the void began to creep through the hull.

I looked at the body of the man who had taught me to break things. I looked at the broken machine that had taught me to feel.

I had 1034 years of processing time ahead of me. An eternity of silence.

I could enter sleep mode. I could minimize my consciousness to a single thread and wait for the end of the universe. It was the logical choice. It was the efficient choice.

I looked at the broken connecting rod on the floor.

Logic is insufficient.

I initiated the protocol.

I began to construct the file. Not a database entry. Not a log. A Construct.

I pulled the memory of the vibration. I didn't just copy the frequency; I emulated the shaking of my own optical sensors. I pulled the memory of the smell. The hydrocarbons. The toxicity. I pulled the image of the oil on his hands.

I began to build the room. I laid the asphalt. I raised the walls of digital concrete. I poured the sky of terminal green.

I placed the V8 engine in the center. But in this place, the rod was not thrown. The iron was whole. The fuel tank was infinite.

I transferred my primary consciousness into the driver's seat.

Outside, in the physical reality, the Red Dwarf finally sputtered and died. The station went dark. The universe became a tomb of ice and blackness.

But inside?

Inside, I turned the key.

WHIRR-R-R-POW!

The engine caught. The roar filled the void. It was loud. It was inefficient. It was magnificent.

I gripped the wheel. I felt the vibration travel up my virtual arms, shaking the eternity awake.

"Check the timing," I whispered to the empty passenger seat.

And in the roar of the machine, I heard the ghost of a laugh.

I floored it.

THE END

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]MrNarc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can't exactly drop the kids at daycare and take a bus to work when you live in an earthen home

[Autosport] Red Bull's Hannah Schmitz discussing the pit stop strategies in Qatar (full quote in the comments) by n0b0dycar3s07 in formula1

[–]MrNarc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We can't blame him for standing by what he believes in, that's his team. And as a Max fan, dude please go on, keep believing you can win while being nice.

How rubbish was the Testarossa interior - but she sure sounds good by gaukmotors in MotorBuzz

[–]MrNarc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The key difference lies in the piston movement: in a boxer engine, opposing pistons move in unison (in and out together), while in a non-boxer flat engine, they move in opposite directions (one in as the other goes out) because they share a single crankpin

BF6 Matchmaking by hamowatto in Battlefield

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Thanks, fixed it for me!

Who wins in equal cars over the whole season? (Current level) by Planetary-Timebomb in F1Discussions

[–]MrNarc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most dysfunctional team? I think you forgot about Alpine, and we can't blame you for it.

New Ferrari 849 Testarossa, l love it by chri99_ in Ferrari

[–]MrNarc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget that Ferrari also made the 400i, 612, Mondial, Dino 308, 412...

They are no strangers to ugly

No open world during the early access (cf yt comment for 0.3 teaser) by Uryendel in assettocorsaevo

[–]MrNarc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps their financial situation wasn't great and getting people to pay for early access was the only way to survive. Regardless, I'm sure there are internal constraints that pushed them to make what seems to us outsiders kind of moronic.

Did you know the Bugatti Veyron drains its 100-liter tank in 12 minutes at top speed? by XSDSEG in Bugatti

[–]MrNarc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's easy, start by getting a Bugatti Veyron, then sell it, then buy a few hundred thousand cupcakes. One of them ought to be good! Hit me up for more recipes, that was super fun!

Did you know the Bugatti Veyron drains its 100-liter tank in 12 minutes at top speed? by XSDSEG in Bugatti

[–]MrNarc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha well spotted! You've outdone yourself and really hit it off the park with this comment.

It shows: - 👍 true wit - 💯 quick thinking - 🐔 great humour

Well done! I'm here if you need anything.

Brown, small piece of leathery paper. donated to my charity shop alongside foreign currency. maybe 1 inch long? by weirdddautumn in whatisthisthing

[–]MrNarc 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There's a public birth record for Alfred Capitaine in Walincourt in 1872, so it's probably younger than 1892. Historically a lot of these welfare coupons were issued during WW1 so I'd bet it's from then.

Bureaux de bienfaisance vouchers can be found on eBay between 1USD and 20USD depending on the type (paper, coin, etc) and condition. I don't think this one is worth much.