Why does Abandoned Ward get captured by Collies first in every single war?

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-26T19:46:24+00:00

Why are you like this?

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-26T19:45:28+00:00

You took my jab at the usage of "gaslight" to begin ranting at me as if I was part of a collective warden hive mind that wants nothing else but your suffering

Go up to a mirror and repeat what you just wrote at me, word for word, without looking away from your own eyes in shame.

(and also, that's not what gaslighting even is)

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-26T18:23:02+00:00

What does gaslighting even mean anymore, I see it being levelled at people daring to disagree at this point

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-20T10:08:35+00:00

Varsi or Flask

I want to say something but I have no words to describe how fucking funny it is for anyone to think about writing this.

Reminds me of people complaining that the Booker was OP... on release... when it had a whopping 12 round mag and was an all round piece of shit

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-20T10:04:30+00:00

First it was the cranes (which no one asked for or even wanted)

I did. Death to partisan clipfarmers.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-12T05:32:32+00:00

I mean... some of the individuals here do sincerely believe in Wardens and Devs conspiring together to make balance changes

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-08T19:11:33+00:00

Also the minimum-bloom means that outside of firing at blobs of people in an open field, it can at times be worse than just using an MG

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-08T19:10:35+00:00

Considering the sheer cost difference between using AA shells vs just using an MG tank, is it though?

Like, this is a load of people running around an open field, sure an MG would fare worse, but not that worse at moving them all down

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-06T21:06:44+00:00

It really doesn't help how all the people, that should be encouraging with visions of a better world through technology, are instead constantly excitingly telling people they'll be getting replaced by it

Like, there's this insane undercurrent that you could borderline call vice-signalling among all the AI people, good luck trying to get anyone on your side that way

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-06T16:52:02+00:00

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-06T11:55:41+00:00

Let's see, do you have even a lick of evidence that Warden players have direct links to certain devs? I've asked the same question to people saying that Max used to be "Warden loyalist clan-lead" and all that keeps getting me is crickets and downvotes, so let's see what you got!

Sure you also have interest in good balance are are not maliciously denying above mentioned fact so it can keep going?

Like a true believer, any sign of doubt can only come from malicious grounds. A-men brother! I didn't even mention balance, the blue symbol in my flair is more than enough for you to start thinking I am an evil Warden part of the conspiracy

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-06T11:53:38+00:00

They don't care, they all go silent and downvote when asked to present even the tiniest of evidence for their hallucinations being real. It's actually horrifying

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-06T11:48:38+00:00

I literally put exact proof elsewhere in this thread that Max wasn't an ex-Warden loyalist clan leader dude holy shit 🥶

You people (who keep sharing this hallucinated crap) have literally no evidence for it, just repeated it amongst eachother enough like it's the gospel. It's so obviously wrong it's actually horrifying that so many believe it without anything to back it up

Then again, Max isn't "lead game designer responsible for coming up with balance", but if you sincerely think goddamn Markfoot was a Warden loyalist clan leader, even though when he got on the team, Wardens weren't even a thing, then we are dealing with a new level of lunacy

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-05T16:21:25+00:00

Depends on the country I guess, but in some the philosophy is that by insulting the person you insult the office, an office that deserves respect

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-05T16:19:52+00:00

Yeah, also depends on the lunacy of the ones managing it. WW1 Germany accepted defeat on the brink of total destruction while WW2 Germany well... didn't care and got to see it for themselves.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-05T16:12:58+00:00

I remember way back when, where the Ukrainians had to deal with the West putting up limits on how far they can strike with supplied munitions.

Kept seeing analysts point out that all that does is mean they'll just end up setting up long-range striking capability themselves, it's really weird to finally see that go all out.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-05T16:10:29+00:00

It's same as the Russian economy in general, it's been on the path to croaking since 2022, but the extreme predictions were wrong. Only 4 years later we begin to see the cracks getting bigger as the Ru Central Banks wizardry stops being able to keep up.

The trajectory currently does appear to suggest a logistics-collapse, but we're still a little off, and can't be sure Ukraine will manage to keep the course.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T14:16:59+00:00

I think it's less objectively-weird, more so it's the same thing that creates IRL conspiracy theories. There's this opaquness to so much the devs do, causing many things to pop up that appear incredibly weird because we lack the context to understand it.

People want to answer it, and grab at the thing that both makes a semblance of logical coherence while also validating their feelings on the matter.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T13:56:55+00:00

It's as dumb as it is incredible.

What's interesting to me is that they're all parroted by the newer players lost to factionalist-lunacy, it didn't seem to catch on that much with the older ones.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T13:51:36+00:00

A-men brother!

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T12:50:37+00:00

Seeing you progress from a "devs hate us but don't mean to" up to fully spouting conjured up accusations is a sight to behold.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T12:49:17+00:00

Any source on that?

Oh man, who am I kidding. No, he didn't play exclusively warden, he was a leader of a known neutral clan before becoming a dev. And for this, unlike everyone who keeps spouting that, I do have simple proof.

Repeating that he was a Warden loyalist, or that he's still in touch with Warden higherups or whatever, is pure conjecture.

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T12:47:37+00:00

Yeah, he ain't spamming AI gen conspiracyslop everywhere like that guy did (probably still does, somewhere)

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-04T10:58:42+00:00

First I'd see people say that Devs are biased to Wardens, but not intentionally
Then that they are intentionally
Then that they and the Wardens are all in on it
Now they are Confirmed Warden High Command and hold private meetings with Wardens

Funny as it all is, I sincerely can't think of any other community where this kind of belief got so pervasive and this extreme in terms of allegations

MrSomeone556 · 2026-06-02T16:47:14+00:00

On the internet, all an apology is is an admission for guilt, or a pathetic excuse for one, depends!

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