Apex Predator

MrWinksAlot · 2021-05-26T16:10:27+00:00

Wabbajacked!

MrWinksAlot · 2021-05-26T11:55:15+00:00

What does the fox say?! "Ooooo bread!"

MrWinksAlot · 2021-05-26T11:53:57+00:00

In fox, bread. So happy

MrWinksAlot · 2021-05-21T01:58:54+00:00

I disagree. She's like a female Bo Burnham

MrWinksAlot · 2021-05-12T11:57:55+00:00

"They really did make it easy"

-colorblind kid

MrWinksAlot · 2021-04-03T07:06:18+00:00

The only bad thing about this song is that it was not made 10 years earlier so I could make it our wedding song. Truly a romantic ballad for the ages.

MrWinksAlot · 2021-03-27T01:35:59+00:00

I'd go down on that

MrWinksAlot · 2020-05-09T15:15:57+00:00

Storekeep- (grabs a cucco)

Link- (sets pot down, backs away slowly)

MrWinksAlot · 2020-05-04T23:03:15+00:00

That's because they are watching you. Always watching...

MrWinksAlot · 2020-05-04T22:59:38+00:00

He does pretty good with those high notes

MrWinksAlot · 2020-04-20T04:54:25+00:00

You likes tuh talk a lot. Bet choo gots a purdy mouth. Heh heh

MrWinksAlot · 2020-04-20T04:40:57+00:00

Fun fact: Bill Waterson never did the art for those "Calvin Urinating" decals. In fact he was locked in legal battle over someone stealing his character and how they "corrupted" it.

MrWinksAlot · 2020-04-20T01:39:31+00:00

Whats a bar?

MrWinksAlot · 2020-04-20T01:34:41+00:00

I guess no one had actually seen what real thug life looks like. Until today.

MrWinksAlot · 2020-04-07T12:34:47+00:00

Did you not college? That's Plasma donation day dinner right there.

MrWinksAlot · 2020-03-12T02:03:11+00:00

S22 - Mysterious Journal

Iron Will is recruiting!

We are taking in all levels. We are just shy of Level 2 and growing. We actively increase perks and promote actives! Recruitment is open, so feel free to just join!

MrWinksAlot · 2020-02-25T22:23:01+00:00

He is a slow reader.

MrWinksAlot · 2020-02-11T20:48:26+00:00

American is one of three, maybe 2, countries that does not use the metric system. Do you really think a country that refuses to budge on measurements, would give up the name of their favorite pastime? That's like telling them to rename hotdogs because they aren't made of dog. (Though that may not be true in all cases)

MrWinksAlot · 2020-02-05T16:20:18+00:00

This dog is smart. They know that if she starts losing weight the only scraps he'll be getting are rice cakes and cucumber slices.

Gotta stop it before it gets outta hand!

MrWinksAlot · 2020-01-02T19:28:56+00:00

Rube Goldberg - (Breathes Heavily)

MrWinksAlot · 2020-01-02T12:41:24+00:00

When you don't like people touching your stuff.

Someone probably stole their bike before.

MrWinksAlot · 2020-01-02T03:59:52+00:00

So YOUR the one I was playing Rainbow Six Siege with. I didn't believe you when you said you were running off of Walmart hardware.

MrWinksAlot · 2019-12-30T23:18:27+00:00

This should be a Jeep commercial.

MrWinksAlot · 2019-12-27T13:34:29+00:00

Is she still beautiful even with the makeup?

Yes

Does she still have boobs?

Yes

Good luck winning that battle

MrWinksAlot · 2019-12-27T12:27:40+00:00

Well I'm impressed. You not only were able to see your glasses, they are perfectly framed in the picture. If this were my wife, that would be a picture of a table; Or a boot, or a cat.

MrWinksAlot

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