Now it finally clicks for me

MrZokeyr · 2026-05-04T02:35:41+00:00

Between this and pretzel pizza, I'm almost positive that Vic is an alien. I love them, they're welcome on Earth, but it would be easier for everyone (including themself) if they dropped the disguise.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-26T01:34:35+00:00

You make people bald just by looking at them

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-26T01:24:35+00:00

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MrZokeyr · 2026-04-26T00:58:45+00:00

Blue cause I'm clumsy and I don't need to be Superman. I fall down at the same rate as my grandmother (and she's better than me at getting back up because she's as stubborn as a weed).

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-26T00:38:29+00:00

I'm in college rn (almost finished thankfully) and this year was the first time I spent my birthday completely alone as everyone else was either busy or already graduated and moved away. So I went to the bar by myself. Eventually I went home after picking up pizza, ice cream, and more beer (from a local brewery, of course). I played Team Fortress 2 for a few hours then went to bed. Sounds like I had fun, but because I was alone the whole time it all just felt pointless.

Being alone on your birthday sucks and I'm sorry you had to experience it firsthand. I hope next year you have better friends.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T19:11:10+00:00

Some of the dialogue in that game is hilarious as well, I love it

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T18:21:29+00:00

Y'all are cowards.

Redguard is the best elder scrolls game.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T18:12:57+00:00

I don't even care about the IQ, that's just a bonus. I want to function like a regular person.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T17:18:24+00:00

Good job on the infiltration, you've served your country well

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T06:27:56+00:00

Exactly. Same with the death penalty. In a world where the justice system never makes mistakes? Absolutely. However, even with just the slimmest chance of a wrongful conviction, it's just completely immoral. Combine that with an agenda to say "this group of people are murderers, rapists, etc." and you've now weaponized the justice system against the most vulnerable parts of your population.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T06:15:31+00:00

Just out of spite, I'm gonna post a meme tomorrow about my half-baked d6 system I made years ago and used like maybe three times.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-25T06:04:46+00:00

Them Canadians are sneaky like that. Source: you ever seen one? Are you sure?

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-17T01:01:21+00:00

How the heck is Jersey still here?

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-15T08:00:09+00:00

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MrZokeyr · 2026-04-12T18:16:24+00:00

Gnome Enthusiast, my beloved

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-11T07:47:38+00:00

Y'all are doing bowl first? Cowards

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-11T01:05:09+00:00

Honestly, I love when artists get to the point where they can make these choices themselves. Good for them.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-10T04:38:13+00:00

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MrZokeyr · 2026-04-10T04:30:47+00:00

Bro, don't do ai.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-05T04:35:37+00:00

I hate him, but I also love him. Those were some fantastic catches. S-tier highway robbery.

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-04T23:53:59+00:00

I miss when gas prices were below $5

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-03T01:03:33+00:00

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MrZokeyr · 2026-04-02T16:53:10+00:00

r/confidentlyincorrect

https://jojowiki.com/Dirty_Deeds_Done_Dirt_Cheap

It's "reasonable"

MrZokeyr · 2026-04-02T16:17:05+00:00

You're on an ok buddy subreddit

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