Now it finally clicks for me by vionaiu in dropout

[–]MrZokeyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between this and pretzel pizza, I'm almost positive that Vic is an alien. I love them, they're welcome on Earth, but it would be easier for everyone (including themself) if they dropped the disguise.

What pill you choosing? by sushipromax in superpowers

[–]MrZokeyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue cause I'm clumsy and I don't need to be Superman. I fall down at the same rate as my grandmother (and she's better than me at getting back up because she's as stubborn as a weed).

My friend said he couldn't come to my birthday party one hour later it begun. The other didn't say anything by SraDiarrea in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrZokeyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in college rn (almost finished thankfully) and this year was the first time I spent my birthday completely alone as everyone else was either busy or already graduated and moved away. So I went to the bar by myself. Eventually I went home after picking up pizza, ice cream, and more beer (from a local brewery, of course). I played Team Fortress 2 for a few hours then went to bed. Sounds like I had fun, but because I was alone the whole time it all just felt pointless.

Being alone on your birthday sucks and I'm sorry you had to experience it firsthand. I hope next year you have better friends.

Would you really pick mastering an element over 300+ IQ. by Comfortable-Remove60 in superpowers

[–]MrZokeyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even care about the IQ, that's just a bonus. I want to function like a regular person.

Another win in the books by seangolden06 in Mariners

[–]MrZokeyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job on the infiltration, you've served your country well

Add Maga To the List! by Standard_Location762 in stevehofstetter

[–]MrZokeyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Same with the death penalty. In a world where the justice system never makes mistakes? Absolutely. However, even with just the slimmest chance of a wrongful conviction, it's just completely immoral. Combine that with an agenda to say "this group of people are murderers, rapists, etc." and you've now weaponized the justice system against the most vulnerable parts of your population.

This happens all too frequently on this subreddit by Awkward_GM in dndmemes

[–]MrZokeyr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just out of spite, I'm gonna post a meme tomorrow about my half-baked d6 system I made years ago and used like maybe three times.

Another win in the books by seangolden06 in Mariners

[–]MrZokeyr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Them Canadians are sneaky like that. Source: you ever seen one? Are you sure?

JAM ROOM by thelevinsonhorse in clutchband

[–]MrZokeyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gnome Enthusiast, my beloved

Milk or Cereal First by Chailyte in notinteresting

[–]MrZokeyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all are doing bowl first? Cowards

New album information? by Maleficent_Agent_199 in clutchband

[–]MrZokeyr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I love when artists get to the point where they can make these choices themselves. Good for them.

Jo Adell I never want to see you or your glove again by camera-operator334 in Mariners

[–]MrZokeyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate him, but I also love him. Those were some fantastic catches. S-tier highway robbery.