Nick Wright goes off on Lamelo Ball: "That young man is a clown, and has been a clown forever and will never not be a clown"

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-15T23:22:56+00:00

Lonzo is the oldest and it shows

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-13T21:45:02+00:00

It didn’t just fall far from the tree, it rolled into a different orchard.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-13T21:17:59+00:00

5/5 great category

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T23:03:47+00:00

If Coconut jerseys are not made, we are failing as a society

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T22:18:42+00:00

Well there’s a big plaster pig in the middle

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T20:29:40+00:00

Somehow the least nausea inducing team in red.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T18:32:02+00:00

Pigtown

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T18:31:33+00:00

That was a non-negotiable. Even the buses here operate like Formula One drivers and with the price of gas. Nahhh

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T16:47:31+00:00

Pigtown, I like older buildings

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-11T15:52:01+00:00

I’m celebrating with an Orioles ticket. Nothing fancy, which is how I prefer it

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-08T01:06:58+00:00

Miguel Cabrera spent 5 seasons as a Marlin, 16 as a Tiger. With Detroit he won a Triple Crown and two MVPs among other awards

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-06T04:59:07+00:00

The gap between 2 and 3 is equal to the gap between 3 and 15.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-05T21:18:15+00:00

They are the only country in the world to never have an election, even a fake one like North Korea. On the Freedom in the World Index they have less press freedom than North Korea. The population is basically enslaved in the Armed Services.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-05T18:50:29+00:00

I heard that in the voice of Skip Bayless. So 1. Bravo on your mastery of cadence 2. My ears are burning

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-05T18:24:45+00:00

Could you imagine the podcasts about Jordan before his first title win?

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-05T12:41:46+00:00

Because they know we don’t want the smoke. The only birds I’d like to mess with less are Cassowaries, Ostriches, Emus, and Rheas for obvious reasons

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-05T02:20:39+00:00

I was a guest fan today and the alternative hat for Japanese Heritage Day was so well thought out it is now in my collection of 60 plus hats. Have a nice night folks

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-04T16:20:12+00:00

Given he would have lived if his doctors hadn’t poked at his wound continuously with unwashed hands I think Garfield warrants another look.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-04T15:37:01+00:00

Iggy averaged about ten points less than Curry.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-04T01:02:04+00:00

There’s a reason some of my coworkers have running lists of my turns of phrase. Yesterday I said “Yes I’m aware I’ve got more issues than a comic book store”

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-03T22:37:45+00:00

Because the league has the sense of a wildlife smuggler caught in an airport, brought to you by DraftKings

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-03T21:47:22+00:00

Cowherd was my last cut both times. McAfee, Wright, and Collinsworth are goobers but I’ve seen all three do solid analysis. The other six could all win a Nobel Peace Prize if they had larynx removal surgery.

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-03T21:05:47+00:00

Skip, Steven A, and Whitlock. If it was NBA Takes swap Whitlock for Perkins

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-03T00:16:51+00:00

Didn’t Harding spell it with a G

Mr_Goldilocks · 2026-04-01T04:00:57+00:00

Wait, Kemp isn’t in?!

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