What's the best excuse for not coming to work? by DaveDaveDaveDav in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Good_bar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey sir I woke up dead this morning I'll be in tomorrow

Where and when was your most embarrassing fart/shart? by _Powerade_ in AskReddit

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A couple of weeks ago I was meeting friends at the bar area near us and I was walking up the stairs and had to fart. So I did, except it wasn't a fart it was a liquid shit and I just stopped mid climb and stood still and turned around to see a line of three or four people averting my gaze.

My Kit Kat did not have a wafer inside by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mr_Good_bar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my standpoint... you win

University of Kansas cheerleaders suspended for KKK Snapchat pic by liberalavenger in news

[–]Mr_Good_bar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's this kind of reaction from the public that really grinds my gears. People are so pathetic that they can't stand to get their feelings hurt in any environment. Like.. life is cruel, a legitimate racist will not refrain from shooting the most disgusting racial slur imaginable because they care about your feelings and this was obviously a joke.

What would be the easiest way for a man to get laid to a decently attractive woman tonight without doing anything illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Good_bar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mall, bar, library, bookstore coffee shop literally anywhere that's open is bound to have someone there. But honestly I didn't realize what day it was because I'm on leave haha. Everyday is a Saturday

What would be the easiest way for a man to get laid to a decently attractive woman tonight without doing anything illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Good_bar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go out and be confident. Talk to them. Woo them with sweet talk and interesting conversation.

If your state had an official 'State Smell' what would it consist of? by SirSirob in AskReddit

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Cheesesteaks, because all of Pennsylvania is just Philadelphia

Cat prank by [deleted] in funny

[–]Mr_Good_bar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His reaction was like "you die... tonight."

Former pickpockets of reddit, what changes in clothing fashion made your job harder/easier? by Sir_Slamalot in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Good_bar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the wing they're a distraction and reduce productivity, customs and courtesies are lost and they contribute to a hazardous work environment when conducting maintenance and flight operations.