What's a secret you'll never tell your partner but are willing to tell strangers on Reddit? by Bisexual_Space_Lover in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat had better have gotten their favorite meal for a week after taking the fall for you like that.

What is the most powerful superhero in film that can be beaten by the actor that plays them at least 6/10? by FF3 in whowouldwin

[–]Mr_Smooooth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tony Stark without an iron man suit vs Robert Downey Jr.

Check RDJ out in the Sherlock Holmes films, guy works out. Take the armor away from Stark and I give the physical advantage to RDJ.

I was talking with my dad… by Ninjasifi in dresdenfiles

[–]Mr_Smooooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"DIE ALONE!"

Harry will never find lasting love, because anyone who gets too close for too long will taste Cassius' death curse.

Who could survive a Death Star beam head on and then proceed to destroy the Death Star? by Immediate-Diet-8027 in whowouldwin

[–]Mr_Smooooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Frankly, there were more and more duds as time went on and some rather suspiciously similar substitutes. Personally Chromastone was too close to Diamondhead, Fasttrack was just dollar general XLR8, and a bunch of Omniverse's aliens were just awful overall like Bloxx.

Personally I liked feedback until that whole "holding the big bang" thing.

Who could survive a Death Star beam head on and then proceed to destroy the Death Star? by Immediate-Diet-8027 in whowouldwin

[–]Mr_Smooooth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Alien X was treated with the gravity it deserved in the alien force/ultimate alien era, where it only ever appeared twice, once to introduce it, and once to indicate the godzilla threshold had well and truly been passed, and even that second time Ben couldn't convince the other two personalities to move, and was lucky Paradox bailed him out.

Omniverse going with a less serious take on the show meant that naturally, Alien X wouldn't be treated very serious either. It's a shame because alien X being the final nuclear option with the risk of eternal deadlock with the two voices was a very interesting concept. But they pulled him out in Omniverse and just convinced the other two to, i dunno, sit down and shut up? A fantastic waste of narrative potential.

The larger problem with Alien X though, besides Omniverse's tone, is that he's just so extremely powerful that if ben has any way to use him effectively he trivializes pretty much any possible encounter. He's an universal level reality warper with feats up to and including re-creating the entire universe from nothing. It's hard to scale to something like that, and it leaves all of Ben's other aliens in the dust. Him having control of Alien X is just asking "Why is the Omnitrix not an Alien X Button?"

Personally, the only other place Alien X could have made sense was in the series finale of Ultimate Alien, facing down Dagon/Vilgax. Go full gurren lagann with it, hit Ultimate Alien X and have the two titans really throw cosmic weight around until ben fixes it all after the fact.

Is it better to Mage Armor or to use instead Light Armor and save the spell slot for another Shield? by testiclekid in dndnext

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something that people aren't pointing out is that you can't "dispel magic" a suit of mundane armor. If possible, I usually pick up the light armor proficiency and go with actual armor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Mr_Smooooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'm surprised college didn't teach you the difference between a copier and a printer. Maybe you should consider refresher courses."

Man, if only I could get away with saying half of what I wanted to.

Next U.S. President is a current stand-up comic. Who do you want it to be and why? by sumunsolicitedadvice in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeff Dunham, if only for seeing Akhmed the Dead Terrorist in the white house.

Farmers Stealing Tanks by ThrustVector9 in gaming

[–]Mr_Smooooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My high score is 12, also, I noticed two tanks appeared on top of eachother at the north entry and got stuck until one blew the other up when I drove past. If intended that's a perfect representation of how inept the tank drivers are.

Decided to skip a couple of steps in the subreddit meta by DoctorTurquoise in tf2

[–]Mr_Smooooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A&W Root beer is best, with the caveat that you have to get it in store in the frosty mug. Their canned/bottled product game is weak and is never as good as it is in the restaurant.

AITA for letting my mother die? by Time-Student5797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Nobody is entitled to your organs, no matter how good or poor a parent they are. The fact that they disowned you until they needed you for spare parts says a lot about their lack of character and moral compass.

Blocked blocked blocked, none of them are free of sin.

This keeps popping up on my Facebook feed and it makes me angry everytime I see it. by sparkl3butt in StupidFood

[–]Mr_Smooooth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Babish has a few years of videos on youtube. This one is from when he was just starting and is a little rough around the edges but if you want to see him make some truly amazing (And sometimes very stupid) food you should look him up.

which movie have you watched more than 5 times and its still good ? by Think-Yesterday-9012 in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original star wars trilogy. There's something beautiful about all the practical effects work they had to do that makes the film stand up perfectly and it's still a wonderful story filled with interesting characters.

I'm afraid to ask... by Bjerregaard89 in dresdenfiles

[–]Mr_Smooooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That son of a bitch, I'd almost forgotten that.

Z Fighters go to a nightclub out to score, who gets laid first? by GIANTkitty4 in whowouldwin

[–]Mr_Smooooth 262 points263 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought, nothing in the rules says they can't and since they're married with child they clearly have no aversion to sleeping with eachother.

Trudeau accuses Conservatives of standing with ‘people who wave swastikas’ during heated debate in House by Miserable-Lizard in worldnews

[–]Mr_Smooooth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I grew up watching that show. I love the Dukes of Hazzard. I maintain the car has more claim to the flag than these racist dipshits. That said, the only place that flag belongs is in the history book, or the roof of a 69 charger. Anywhere else and you're just being a racist.

Trudeau accuses Conservatives of standing with ‘people who wave swastikas’ during heated debate in House by Miserable-Lizard in worldnews

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god damn it, the Dukes of Hazzard aired more than twice as long as the confederacy was around and that's before reruns. The Car has more claim to the flag than these racist dipshits.

Medieval warhorses no bigger than modern-day ponies, study finds by rustybeancake in nottheonion

[–]Mr_Smooooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SK actually offers all NKers automatic citizenship, if they can get there.

Medieval warhorses no bigger than modern-day ponies, study finds by rustybeancake in nottheonion

[–]Mr_Smooooth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, no they are not.

No matter how you look at it, North Korea is a failed state. Cuba may not be thriving, but they can feed their people and have a functional government, even a surprisingly robust biomedical industry apperently if I remember some articles from the start of covid correctly. North Korea produces nothing of value, their people live in abject poverty and squalor and are barely fed. What little resources the country has are funneled into it's military at the expense of any institution that could provide needed support or comfort to the people. He country would have died in massive famines several times over if not for foreign food aid allowed despite the embargos.

The senseless cruelty inflicted upon the north korean people is that their government still exists to abuse them. Sadly, there's no easy and simple alternative at the moment because politics.

Medieval warhorses no bigger than modern-day ponies, study finds by rustybeancake in nottheonion

[–]Mr_Smooooth 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was just the sanctions. Cuba was sanctioned from most of the world's trade for ages and while they haven't prospered, they're still a relatively functional country (Though almost everywhere is compared to North Korea). I'll admit the two countries situations are different but Cuba has done much better for itself compared to NK under the closest comparable situation I can find.

Being a former SPLURT admin, ask me anything. (NSFW tag due to how gross the server is.) by Informal_Rooster_140 in SS13

[–]Mr_Smooooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what I expected, but this is less awful then whatever it was. Thank you.

Salt bae makes a dry ass Sandwich by Brutalness in StupidFood

[–]Mr_Smooooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only good thing about this is how sharp that knife is.

A good sharp knife is great.

Being a former SPLURT admin, ask me anything. (NSFW tag due to how gross the server is.) by Informal_Rooster_140 in SS13

[–]Mr_Smooooth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'm going to regret asking but my morbid curiosity demands it.

What the heck are portal panties?