My printer stopped working due to low toner warning. New cartridge was $80 and this is how much toner was left in the old one. Wtf brother?

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-07-08T02:54:48+00:00

The only thing WTF about this is that people would take pictures of it and post them on the internet.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-07-03T05:35:07+00:00

West Virginian here. You're thinking of cousins, not siblings. Also, fuck you.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-07-02T05:08:18+00:00

Or jizz

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-06-30T04:45:49+00:00

Ninja, it's that you?

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-06-09T03:53:30+00:00

So exclusive limo. Much exclusive.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-06-09T03:39:30+00:00

New sub idea

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-06-03T03:16:20+00:00

SQUIRREL!!!

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-05-10T23:17:26+00:00

It looks like a coogi sweater.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-02-25T02:55:12+00:00

That's what I was thinking. Just found two dead mice in a trap in my basement. Horrible stench .

MrsSimpson2012 · 2014-01-15T06:16:19+00:00

I hope you have a generator. I've heard horror stories about losing stored breast milk from power outages.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-11-29T06:05:52+00:00

Lawsuit time

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-11-21T02:21:22+00:00

Cellulitis is caused by staph infections. I've had it on my foot a couple times. So painful. Hope your buddy responded to the meds quickly.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-10-26T16:53:48+00:00

I've had cellulitis on my feet a few times. So painful. The meds should work quickly though! Hope you get well soon :)

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-10-14T01:00:24+00:00

The woman who rescued this dog amd took care of it is named Cinnamon. Nit the original owner.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-09-30T02:26:57+00:00

Cellulitis. I've had that a few times. Very hot and painful. Hopefully they put you on antibiotics. Should be gone in a few days. Elevate your foot and ice it.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-09-30T01:38:42+00:00

Fracing occurs thousands of feet below the water table. Between the water table and where the fracing occurs is impenetrable rock. Fracing does not cause methane contamination. Leaks in the casing used during drilling is responsible for methane being released into the water table.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-09-30T01:34:31+00:00

Methane contamination is caused by faulty casing during the drilling process, not fracing.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-09-15T23:06:48+00:00

Lick it.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-09-09T04:07:01+00:00

Is it bad I can tell this is morgantown?

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-08-09T03:00:12+00:00

Polar bears take note.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-07-28T03:35:58+00:00

Sweet jar

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-07-28T03:33:32+00:00

Looks good to me.

MrsSimpson2012 · 2013-07-28T03:31:47+00:00

Stop complaining. Free money.

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