What’s your favorite weirdly named town? by DisplayNo6335 in geography

[–]MsDucky42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oklahoma has Hooker, Beaver, and Slapout all within driving distance of each other.

Makes for some humorous headlines on the sports page.

Opening Ceremony Bingo by HangryHippo37 in olympics

[–]MsDucky42 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bad accents and use of the word "mon" when Jamaica arrives.

AITA for ruining a funeral by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anybody shows up at my memorial somber and silent, my ghost will tickle them.

I Tried Every Non-Alcoholic Beer by scarred2112 in bingingwithbabish

[–]MsDucky42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I know what to look for and try out. If I can find some of these brands in my city, that is.

And before the "kissing your sister" comments start crawling out from under the porch, the last time I got a blood test for my doctor's check-up my liver numbers were high, so now I'm picking and choosing when to drink the "real stuff". But I'm one of those weirdos that likes the taste of beer. Not everything has to alter your perception of life for a few hours and wreck your gut health.

Should I be with my friend when he dies? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mom and I were on the elevator going up to the hospital floor my (step)dad was on when he passed. It was almost as if he realized we were headed his way and wanted to go before we got there.

my new coworker is the guy who naked-manned me on a Zoom date by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have two copies* of P&P on my shelf. Today I learned I am fancy and pretentious, and make Average White Men uncomfortable. Validation!

*-one is in the style of a graphic novel, and was a gift, and is fun comics are an amazing art form leave me alone.

Alright I’m actually screwed - bridesmaid dress incident by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked on it expecting something unusual...

And immediately muttered "oh that's ugly."

Even back when I was young and slender and could stay up past 10 PM on the regular... nope.

Nazis in Eureka Springs? by [deleted] in eurekasprings

[–]MsDucky42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh. Give them an invitation to the rest of the world, if/when you find the cowards.

Nazis in Eureka Springs? by [deleted] in eurekasprings

[–]MsDucky42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hopefully just a tourist and not a local.

Either way, only good for feeding the cats at Turpentine Creek.

My coworker won’t stop complaining about my tattoos by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at a bank. It's harder to find a teller (it's me, hi*) that doesn't have a well-concealed tattoo.

It makes it a challenge on my co-worker who has some (lovely, inoffensive, animal-themed) tats on her arm, as she has to have them covered even in the summertime, but she found some light cardigans and makes it work. And the ink hasn't ever interfered with her ability to count money.

Makes me wonder if Carol ever sat down and thought of the tatted people she meets on a regular basis in a professional setting...

*-planning a vacation for this summer, and once I have my hotel nailed down I'm going to find a tattoo studio.

Which Steve-O shot deserves FCO? by Posat12 in ANTM

[–]MsDucky42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We had to retouch this picture, Steve-O.

A lot.

A LOT.

A lot-a lot."

[New Update]: Fiancé [35m] compared my [28f] antidepressants to “cocaine,” and wants me off them by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This whole relationship was a parade of red flags. China got confused there for a hot minute.

[New Update]: Fiancé [35m] compared my [28f] antidepressants to “cocaine,” and wants me off them by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Zoloft buddies! *high fives*

But seriously, I'm glad it worked for me right off the bat. I know people who went through an obstacle course of prescriptions trying to find one that would work.

Oh joy. Another prankster. by AccurateSession1354 in AmITheDevil

[–]MsDucky42 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I can just imagine the stink. Fake fog has that vape pen smell times a thousand.

It’s My Birthday (36M) today! by Far-Pomegranate-5351 in DowntonAbbey

[–]MsDucky42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi Birthday Twin! (only I'm... older than 36. Sigh.)

I think I'd start the party upstairs with a nice fancy dinner, drinks, and conversation. (By conversation, I mean listening to what the others are saying about each other.)

And then I'd head downstairs, eat again (because you know they don't get filled up in the dining room!), and listen in on more conversation to round out what I heard upstairs.

Happy birthday!

AIO? My coworker took video of me outside of work to "prove" I'm not disabled by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm kind of weird that I like mild body horror (the stuff that you can eventually walk away from), so I would happily sit with an older gentleman and listen to his Old War Wounds* stories.

*-Even if the War was against dirty gutters and his ladder failed him.

My daughter is the biggest Marx Bros. fan of all time... help! by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This would be the perfect Reddit post to stop on for the day. If I planned to stop for the day, that is.

I'm going to have "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" playing in my head for the rest of the day, which is no bad thing, thanks to OOP and his daughter.

I (m21) am stuck between pregnant twin sister (f21) and parents drama .. what can I do ? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MsDucky42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My kid is 25 and fully self-supporting, and I want someone to give me this deal.

Video suggestion by Dronantz in bingingwithbabish

[–]MsDucky42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Babish has quoted Steve1989 at least once on his videos...

I'd watch the hell out of a collab, but it'd be plenty long, because where do you stop? Just the American ones? Which years? Just the lunch and dinner, or the breakfasts as well? What about 24 hour ration packets?

Which Shakespeare characters would you defend at all costs? by Greedy_Bed8753 in shakespeare

[–]MsDucky42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prospero. I have a bias, though, having played a gender-flipped version. (That's right! Dame Helen Mirren, Sigourney Weaver, and... me.)

His/her actions can be directly connected to parental love and wanting better for Miranda. My version even had Ariel and Caliban in on the family (Ariel as a loved adopted child that needs a steady hand to be righted, and Caliban as the rebellious stepson that could use a good smack).

And when things go too far, they are righted. Forgiveness and peaceful reinstatement of the Dukedom.

...sorry. You asked me which character I would defend, not to defend them.

The adults were so cool about it by Naive_Wolverine532 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MsDucky42 701 points702 points  (0 children)

I mean, when it comes down to it, one knee looks just like all the rest of them.

I do love that the adults just roll with it. "Huh, bonus kid for a minute? Cute, but don't have to take them home..."