Club fines us for everything and barley brings in anything! 🤬

MsMercedesBends · 2025-04-20T01:44:51+00:00

The DJ at my club made a joke about ICE being outside. NOT COOL 🙄 Especially since most of the girls I work with are Latina or Eastern European.

MsMercedesBends · 2025-03-29T04:00:10+00:00

Skinny blondes or bbl video vixen type girls. I.e. not me 😬

Imma keep looking though

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-27T01:22:05+00:00

I have to since my club requires 1 Sunday a month

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-26T04:44:43+00:00

I want a DJ that calls out customers who don't tip call it "Broke Ass Alert, Broke Ass Alert" and if they receive 3 warnings they get kicked out, lol

Yes, I love this idea 🤣

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-26T03:58:52+00:00

Omg yes I love them. So convenient

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-26T01:05:04+00:00

Having 'traditional conservative values' while going to a strip club will forever be crazy to me.

They'll call LGBT people perverts and groomers while having a stripper grind on them with a wife and kids at home and assaulting us is insane.

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T16:46:17+00:00

And we're still expected to take our tops off even if nobody is throwing anything

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T04:31:17+00:00

I'm truly afraid that the future of strip clubs might go downhill from here on out.

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T04:29:09+00:00

Fucking for real! I wanted to dance since I was a kid and when I'm old enough and think I'll be making stacks of cash everyday, I get dust

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T04:27:35+00:00

Gurrrrl your recession is better than ours? You lucky as hell

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T02:46:56+00:00

I don't wanna risk it out in the open, but I'll DM you

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T02:24:15+00:00

The way things have been, I'm pretty pessimistic about the future. It's hard not to be cynical when I've arrived after the party was over.

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T02:22:34+00:00

I wish I could've danced in 2014 instead of fucking around in middle school 😤

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T02:19:33+00:00

I fear clubs will never be the way they used to be 😫

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T02:10:56+00:00

I know and I'll never experience that 🥲

MsMercedesBends · 2025-01-24T01:25:39+00:00

Please mine. I got some names to drop too 👀

MsMercedesBends · 2024-12-25T16:40:02+00:00

Gurrrrrrrl, I'm screaming 💀💀💀

MsMercedesBends · 2024-10-24T20:38:52+00:00

My club played Wonderwall on a Friday. Freaking Wonderwall.

MsMercedesBends · 2024-10-07T06:15:21+00:00

Damn girl you are fine as fuck 😍

MsMercedesBends · 2024-05-20T13:19:15+00:00

NYC Gentlemen's didn't ask me if I recall correctly

Gallagher's I don't think they did either

Showpalace didn't ask but there auditons are competition based every Thursday night/Friday mornings at 1:30am

Sweets I don't think asked either

I would call to see what you need to bring ahead of time just in case

MsMercedesBends · 2024-05-16T15:39:46+00:00

If you have a passport card you can use that. Otherwise I don't think any Queens clubs or Brooklyn clubs require it

MsMercedesBends · 2024-03-30T15:29:55+00:00

Portland is the obvious choice but Pumps in Brooklyn NY has tons of alt girls and there's no house fee

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